dirty salmon

A harmless prank where one flaps the palm of their hand side to side, like a salmon, against the insides of another persons thighs from behind. The higher up the thigh, the dirtier the dirty salmon.

Dude, can you believe he just dirty salmoned the mormon chick?

Yeah man, I think he's going to go to jail.

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Salmon Lantern

a very phalic member of ignorance.

jim neglected caution when dangling his salmon lantern amongst a crowd of virtuous turkey vultures.

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Salmon Burp

A slang term for the flatulence of the vagina (also known as a queef). This often occurs during fornication when the male's womb broom shoves extra air into the female's fart box and needs to be released.

"Dude! I was going down on this girl last night and I got hit in the face with a salmon burp!"

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salmon day

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

I spent all day working my ass off on this freakin spreadsheet, only to have my computer crash at the end of the day, losing all the information.

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bloody salmon

When you eat your girl out while she’s on her period and it tastes like fish

Tina’s on her period and she has a bloody salmon, it’s like a can of tuna down there

salmon party

A salmon party is when a woman with an unclean vagina spreads her legs in a public place, thus causing people to smell her genital essence.

Don't go over there, that girl is hosting a salmon party.

Salmon Slap

When two lesbians rub and slap their vaginas all over one another.

Wow! Suzy sure salmon slapped Jean last night!

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