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A scientific scale invented by YouTube user lolitsthad that is used to determine how much of a beta a male is based on their characteristics, relationship status or how they attempt to be in a relationship with a female. The scale is measured from numbers 0 through 10 with 0 being the best and 10 being the worst. Also referred to as "The Official Thaddeus Peuterschmidt Beta Scale," or TOTPBS.
The beta scale was first introduced in Thad's video titled, "ARE YOU A BETA? LOOK HERE", which also provided gameplay of Call of Duty: Black Ops.
A guy who would tell a girl to wear a white shirt just so he could pour water on it and see underneath is pathetic so therefore, he would be ranked an 8 out of 10 on the Beta Scale.
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A system of measuring flatulance. Similiar to the Richter Scale but used to measure assquakes as opposed to earthquakes.
Man... i dropped a bomb in class today that must have been at least a 7.5 on the rectum scale.
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The level of how a black person looks like the stereotype of a black person or a nigger.
nigger stereotypical
Brendan:Tiffany is even higher on the nigger scale than Miles is.
Bio hazard: Darky's nigger scale level is so high she looks like a fucking gorilla.
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Officially a measurement of the energy released by an earthquake, this is often used as a measurement of anything extreme. Something described as 'Off the Richter' or 'Off the Richter Scale' is particularly dramatic.
"That wipeout measured 7 on the Richter Scale!"
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As stated by comedian and TV show host Zane Lamprey on a scale of 1 to 10 of how likely you were to masturbate as a measure of how you are feeling at a given time.
Sick with the flu I told the doctor on the Deringer Scale I was a 4.
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The scale of measuring how exceptionally angry someone is getting, particularly where the cause or causes are either unclear or irrational. From famous spokesman of the irrationally foaming at the mouth, Newt Gingrich.
Mr. X: I can't believe it! WTF? THIS IS ABSOLUTE MADNESS! I'M LITERALLY SHAKING WITH ANGER! (Roared with flecks of spit flying from the side of his mouth)
Mr. Y: Jesus, that guy's gotta be pushing an... 8, 9 on the Gingrich scale?
Mrs. Z: Hell, he's going all out. Better run, if he hits a 10, his head's gonna explode and I don't want any on me.
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Lol Scale
A scale for defining how lol something is, -10 being murderously unfunny, 10 being murderously funny.
Jokes on penguin wrappers are almost always -10l. Luckily, you can take your anger at the joke out on the biscuit.
"Snazzy. My dad says that."
"Mine just says "Get out of my way boy! And stop being such a disappointment, you useless layabout!"
"10L on the Lol Scale"
"Who's the king of the tissues? The hankie chief"
"-10l. Words cannot express my anger right now."
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