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Similar to an Alaskan pipeline, its a sex act in which one urinates into a condom, freezes it, then uses the condom like a dildo
Charles: So Jenny wanted me to use a dildo on her last night but she couldn't find hers.
Hezekiah: Oh, really? So what did you do?
Charles: I made a yellow submarine and fucked her with it the next morning.
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Submarine poop. A submarine poop is when one starts to release a poop so long that the end of said poop comes in contact with the water within the toilet bowl before detaching. Once the poop is at it's full length and detaches, the poop slips quickly and quietly into the depths of the toilet bowl; without leaving a trace of its existence. Much like the act of a submarine submerging.
When I finally arrived at home after the four hour drive I took my seat on the throne of relief and began my pilgrimage to happiness. I sat in satisfaction as I felt the poop coming out. I was alarmed at the fact that the poop was coming out, but there was no splash. I looked down into the toilet to see what was going on when I realized there was only one large poop still retreating from my body. The end of the poop entered the water... This submarine was clear to submerge. Detach! The submarine poop briskly dove into the toilet hole. Quite the spectacle.
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While wearing a Condom for your safety, you dip your cock in Tabasco sauce then jam it in a woman’s ass. The burning sensation that was caused by your submarine would be as if a nuclear bomb went off in her ass!!!
She screamed in pain when I gave her the Nuclear Submarine!
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An occurance that happens when you are giving somebody anal and you pull out too fast, causing the suction to unload their shit and your jizz all over you.
(Significance: Toilets in a submarine have to be properly flushed, or else it will overflow or spray the contents everywhere)
Bob: "Dude, how'd it go last night?"
John: "It was good until the end..."
Bob: "Awwwww that's the most important part man!! What happened?"
John: "Well, after I finished, I got a submarine toilet"
Bob: "..... You're fucking retarded. I got you laid and this happens??"
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The act of having intercourse with a woman during her period, wherein the man (or the person with the dildo) penetrates her vaginally, creating the "rust," and then penetrates her anally, sinking it in a deep dark place.
My cousin had her period, so I totally rusty submarined her.
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when 2 males engage in anal intercourse underwater while the man on top is exposing his dick out of the water, acting as a parascope that would be found on a submarine.
Stevo: "Dude, I got in my pool this morning for a quick swim until I saw my bro's cock sticking above the water, and at that point, I knew he was doing the submarine ride."
Tommy: "Ew man that's fucking gross!!"
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"I went into that submarine over there and got meself another wet."
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