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Bank Drive-thru Asshole

Bank Drive-thru Asshole uses the drive-thru lane at the bank to conduct 20 minutes of banking that should be taken care of by walking inside. The grossly overweight Bank Drive-thru Asshole obviously can’t waddle their fat asses inside the lobby, so their only hope is that their rusted, oil-burning piece of crap car will idle long enough at the drive-thru. Bank Drive-thru Asshole often causes an unsuspecting and unfortunate victim to lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.

Bank Drive-thru Asshole will also not hesitate to use the Commercial Lane. Apparently, Bank Drive-thru Asshole also lacks the ability to fill out a deposit slip BEFORE their turn in line. Bank Drive-thru Asshole would be better served going to the local check cashing store to cash their monthly unemployment or welfare checks.

Bank Drive-thru Asshole's next stop is the convenience store, which usually results in the morphing into Cigartette Asshole and/or Lottery Ticket Asshole.

I got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole this morning. They must have been trying to cash a forged state check which was signed by three different people. To top it off, Bank Drive-thru Asshole probably had no valid ID. Damn...they made me lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.

by mad genius December 7, 2010

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Take her down thru there

A phrase for having hardcore sex with a girl. A popular saying down south.

" Man shawty all over me, but I dont know if I should hit that or not"
Friend: " Man, you better take her down thru there"

Example 2
" Man if she keep on flirting with me, she gone make me take her down thru there"

by dingslinger August 16, 2011

30πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Charlie Brown Drive-Thru

When you're trying to order food but all you hear through the speaker is wah wah wah wah wah.

I tried to place an order, but got the classic Charlie Brown Drive-Thru response. I couldn't hear a thing they were saying.

by Youreinchargeofthestalephabets September 13, 2014


breathe thru his ears

To give such deep and constant tonque that you have to breathe thru your ears

I want a man who can breathe thru his ears.

by juice December 12, 2004

23πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


sucks ass thru a straw

for when u think things really can't get any worse
a situation or person is very disappointing, annoying, upsetting, substandard, displeasing, unfulfilling

my job sucks ass thru a straw!
also see sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw

by jobsworth February 15, 2005

26πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Skip thru dat lane

When someone drives to the basketball net with ease.

Uh oh, Filay is gonna skip thru dat lane on god.

by Pwnxr May 21, 2019


got fucked in the Drive-THRU

When someone doesn't get their complete order in a Drive-THRU Restaurant or Coffee Shop. Got Fucked In The Drive-THRU.

An incomplete order done by total retards in Most restaurants or Coffee Shop's Drive-THRU Thus, You Just Got Fucked in the drive-THRU.

Not to be confused with getting free sex or getting laid From Bitches at a Drive-THRU.

Example #1: Dude # 1. Yo! Dude Where's My straw for my soft drink? What no fork?
Dude # 2. I don't Know? It should all be in you bag dude. Hey You got any ketchup in your order? I don't have any for my fries? Oh no where's my super duper Bacon double pickle triple cheese burger I ordered! dude I don't fucking believe it! Those Idjits didn't put it in my bag Dude! I got Fucked in the Drive-THRU!
Dude # !. You know It Dude ! We Got Fucked in The Drive-THRU!
Dude #2 Should we drive all the way back to Big Prick Burger Joint and get our order done right from them Idjit Retard Drive-THRU Bitches. Man This is fucked up! Dude I hate This Shit Service. I got fucked in the drive-THRU!

Example #2: Girl#1 At A Coffee Sop Drive-THRU Ordering. Could I please have a Extra large Crappachino with whipped cream and fudge brownie toppings thanks.
Girl#2 says gee I hope they get the order right. The last time I ordered here They didn't make my order properly they forgot to give me my Donuts! I got Fucked in the Drive-THRU!
Girls get the order and drive away. Girl #1. Notices there is no fudge brownie toppings on her Crapachino coffee she ordered and her donuts are missing. What The Fuck where's the fudge? Girl#2 says see I told you what those fuckers do! You got fucked in the Drive-THRU!

by DIRTY BIRD WORD February 11, 2010

22πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž