when you smash somthing into next tuesday
i was playing cricket and i absolutely thundercunted the ball for six
Basically a goal which is so obnoxiously powerful (usually top bins) , makes the whole stadiums jaw drop. Example would be Andreas Christensen’s goal vs Russia at Euro 2020
A “thundercunt” of a goal
When it’s thundering and cunting and your girlfriend complains she’s a fucking Thundercunt
Oh no it’s thunder and cunts ITS THUNDERCUNTING!!!!
Verb: A derogatory term meaning to drop kick something with extreme force.
“I’m about to Thundercunt these car batteries into the ocean with the fury of a Greek god.”
A term used to describe a person who is acting like such a cunt, that they alter the Earth's meteorological behaviour, resulting in near-apocalyptic storms with lethal levels of thunder. This is the worst level of cunt you can get.
Maria Sims is a thundercunt
When you throw something so hard it breaks the sound barrier and sounds like thunder.
Guy 1: I lost a ranked match and absolutely Thundercunted my hamster at my wall.
Guy 2: Holy shit, that poor thing definitely got turned to mush
To hug so tightly
to squish something with a hug
“i want to thundercunt that baby”