Tick Tok

THE DEVEIL. IT IS SATEN IN A DISGUISE.
LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID. *shivers*

VSCO GIRL: Sksksksksk save the turtles. AND I OOP

E Boys: ... (ugly mother fuckers)

Weird 12 year olds: ReNeGaDe ReNeGaDe

Me: W.. what is life? * sigh* fucking tick tok

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ricky tick

Promptly; stat; ASAP; PDQ. Also, "most Rikki-Tik." Derived from the Rudyard Kipling story, Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, wherein the title hero was a quick, snake-slaying mongoose.

Get in there and scrub that latrine most ricky tick, maggot!

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ticked off

Ticked off. An intermediate stage between being annoyed and being pissed off.

When you are annoyed, you generally try to calm down, but if you get ticked off, it clearly seems more "enjoyable" to use violence, wich leads to being pissed off.

I rode my bicycle through the streets at high speed, when all of the sudden a slowpoke obstructed my passage. (sceams) Now I'm ticked off!1

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Full as a tick

The state of eating so much that you are literally as full as a tick that has just gorged itself on dog blood.

I knew I shouldn't have gone for round 5 at the buffet... I AM FULL AS A TICK!

I would love to make hot jungle love to you baby... but that dinner has me Full as a tick.

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Tick ball

Tick ball is a game where you pull a tick off of someone’s balls with your teeth

George just played tick ball with Daniel

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box ticking

the fact of doing something just because there is a rule that says that you must do it

A lot of what the care home inspectors do is simply box ticking.

Risk assessments are an essential part of ensuring health and safety. They are not just a box-ticking exercise.

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Boob-tick

A breastfed baby that seems perpetually attached due to the need for milk or comfort in a way reminds one of a bloodsucking parasite.

I'd love to shower today, but I think the boob-tick will start screaming if I attempt to remove it.