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The act of fingering two women at the same time. With the use of both hands, and a woman seated on each side of you.
Yo I was at the club last night and I was straight Tiger Woods-ing these two hoes.
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Being so mad at your spouse that you take his most prized possession and use it to beat them silly.
man 1: Dude did you hear that John cheated on Jane.
Man 2: yea she was tiger woods' wife mad when she found out.
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When you slap a girl's face. Treat her like a dirty little whore and then put your cock in her ass and then shove it down her throat (see transcript of Tiger Woods text messages to Joslyn James).
So I was in the middle of tiger woods-ing her when she said she doesn't do ass to mouth. I instantly went soft.
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The act of sodomizing one, or multiple adult film actresses, with a 9-iron while wearing a visor, polo shirt, khaki pants, formal dress shoes and pumping your fist like you just sank a birdie putt.
-"So, you had a good time with Abby last night, if you know what I'm saying?"
-"Fuck yeah; I took the Tiger Woods Putt Putt Challenge for like, half an hour."
-"Are you fucking serious? Your gayer than AIDS."
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Video game staring Tiger Woods. Fun golf game online and offline. Except when people are cheeter mcneeters and use the Ideal Put Camera.
"Hey you wanna go play Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06 online?"
"Sure, as long as you arent a cheeter mcneeter and use the Ideal Put Camera."
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I'd like to have inter-racial relations with her.
"I want to make a tiger woods with her."
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The idea is you say something that a lot of people have done but is still a pretty good achievement and can't be either proven or disproven:
1) Used when one feels insecure about or overshadowed by another person's accomplishments
2) Sly comeback to someone who has just made a statement about how amazing they are
Person: I just got back from Somalia rescuing orphans for the peace corps. Man I'm awesome
Person 2: Yeah, well I had sex with Tiger Woods too
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