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A drink to be consumed once already smash-faced. There are 3 steps and the process requires at least 2 people, salt, cheap tequila, and lime slices - the one doing the shot, and one of his/her friends (make sure it's a friend, not an enemy, unless you're a risk taker)
Step 1: Snort line of salt off of dirty bar countertop.
Step 2: Take shot of cheapest possible tequila.
Step 3: Spread open eyelid, and have "friend" squirt lime juice into eye.
Enjoy!
Shit, look at all these freshmen, let's make them do Tijuana Hookers!
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When a man is having anal intercourse with a partner and the partner defecates, and when he pulls out there is a ring of feces around his penis.
Michelle gave Tommy a Tijuana Doughnut last night!
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When you go in Random restaurants in mexico and drink the tap water, whoever pukes/shits first is the loser
I was just in Mexico with my bro, we played tijuana roulette, he lost and puked everywhere
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When a bitch has a yeast infection and the guy has dick cheese on his dick, And they fuck, simple and gross. I love it 🥰
Me and my ex are dirty we did the Tijuana milkshake after hitting the gym.
(n.) A large stack (or wad) of money, comprised primarily of single dollar bills, used to imply someone is rich when they actually aren't.
Bill pulled a huge stack of cash from his wallet, and handed it to his friend Jeff. Jeff, amazed, counted the stack to find it was made of mostly ones. Jeff was given a Tijuana Wad.
The punishing process of tethering a string snugly around a subjects testicles and then snugly around an open door handle. Should the subject fail to comply with any demands the door may be swiftly shut, thus pain ensues.
"Alex wouldn't tell me where my pocket pussy was so I gave him the Tijuana Toothpole"
The act of covertly defecating in another's person's purse, messenger bag, backpack, suitcase or similar luggage.
After getting fired from work, on his way out of the office, Dave turned the HR lady's purse into a Tijuana Satchel.