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A variation of "shiver me timbers," a common pirating term, screamed by women during lesbian lovemaking. The term refers to their interlocking legs, which are often spread at an angle similar to open scissors.
"How does this double headed dildo feel, lesbian lover?"
"Scissor me timbers!"
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noun.
1. my life.
okay i wrote the first definition, but i meant to say camp (not town) :)
oh my god i think i left my heart at camp timber tops!
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An exclamation, of surprise or otherwise. This phrase originated from when the water or a canon would hit the ship, and the ship would shake. Hence, shivering, and timbers being the actual ship.
Shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat! Get out of me rum!
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Pirate for "shake my bones". Used during times of crises like, bad storms, pillaging gone wrong or seeing an ugly wench. Generally a non-wuss way of saying "I'm a-scared!"
Well shiver me timbers, that wench is makin' my zemmiphobia flair up, yarrrg!!!
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Variation of shiver me timbers, the pirate phrase meaning "shake my bones." An expression of mild shock. The kind of thing you'd say if your dad stood on the table in the middle of your local Chinese restaurant and whipped out his tackle.
Person A: "I'VE WON THE LOTTERY!!"
Person B: "Shizzle me timbers, really?"
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What most people don't know is that the pirate saying "shiver me timbers" actually means to "brake the boat". You see timber is obviously wood. The word shiver is to break or split, also referring to a fragment or splinter. In other words "split my wood". This term would most likely be used in an attack from another pirate ship. It does not mean the following: getting laid, an exclamation of surprise, or that you are cold. However most people do use it as an exclamation of surprise.
Come on ye Scallywags' break out yar cannon's Shiver me timbers!!
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basically means oh my gosh, you say it in front of your but you don't want your teacher to know. But the teacher still finds out
FFSOMG
Teacher: I am setting your two pieces of homework due for Friday
Student: Ohhhhh shiver my timbers!!!
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