pink tissue

pink tissue is the sexual act of sneezing into the womb of a woman and then proceeding to rub your feet into said womb, to spread said sneeze juices.

"Oh man, last night I totally pink tissued amy!"

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Turkish tissue

The act of blowing one's nose into a man's scrotum.

I have a cold, may I perform a Turkish tissue on your ball sack?

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Skill tissue

A skill tissue is a body tissue located in the brain. At times, a rupture may appear in the tissue, which is non-lethal, but will create a skill issue. Usually, this rupture will heal through breaks from any activities that require high concentration, or through higher exposure to these activities, however the former is highly preferred to the latter.

"Dude, I think something's wrong with my skill tissue."

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Throw the Tissue

When a college or NFL ref pulls the yellow penalty flag out of their pocket and throws it up in the air.

Did you see that fucking pass interference! Damn ref Throw the Tissue! He had his hands all over him!!

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Dirty Tissue

When you relieve your nose in a snatch with a shaking motion while exhaling through the nostrils. Much like blowing into a tissue.

"I had a runny nose last night so I gave my girlfriend a dirty tissue."

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mexican tissue

n. Another word for paper towel

we dont have any napkins left, heres a mexican tissue.

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Tissue Issue

A human resource issue when someone is whining and a mock tissue to wipe the eye is necessary.

Also a human resource issue involving people rather than equipment or processes.

Are you whining? This sounds like a tissue issue.

We've got another tissue issue, the warehouse crew is bitching again.

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