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To be stopped abruptly at a light turning red multiple stoplights lights in a row.
Evaned (E*van"id) {L. evanidus}
adj.
1. Unexpectedly sudden: an abrupt change.
2. Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;Redlight;
3. To pounce on the brakes.
4. Steeply merged a foot to a pedal. See Synonyms at steep
Guy: Bro you see that Fire Truck? it's been Evaned like 15 times!
Passenger: Dude WTF this blows stop slamming on your brakes
Driver: Yea, another fucking red light
Passenger: Bro, when will you ever stop getting Evaned!
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He has one of the best personalities ive ever experienced hes funny even tho his jokes arent the best but hes still funny even tho im funnier i dont even know why or how i fell for him it just happened he has the cutest smile ive ever seen hes so fun to be around and i love him and will always be there for him forever whenever hes on my mind so much my friends tease me about him and i act like they are wrong about their "are you thinking of evan" "are you gonna give that to evan" but really everything that they tease me about is true i cant believe that im actually dating him it feels like a dream hopefully it isnt tho. I hope we continue to work out.
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Evan, a guy who is so cute and smart he has the cutest smile and he has his secrets and if girls are super friendly to him don’t be jealous because Evans are loyal and if you do end up breaking up don’t worry he’ll be super nice about it and treat you like a friend. And if your friends make fun of you for liking him ignore it you guys would be cute together
Evan...the perfect guy
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A seizure boi. he seizes every day bro. gets lit in the hospital.
dont be an Evan or you'll seize everywhere....
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A very imbicillic child who enjoys making themselves look stupid for the enjoyment of others.
Boy 1: Dayumm, that evan is so funny because he jumped out a third story window!
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