ninjas

horrible stomach cramps and pains that sneak up on your like a band of ninja fighters

Ohhh god the ninjas! I shouldn't of eaten those eggs, being egg intolerant as I am.

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NINJA

A business acronym for "Need Information, Not Just Advice."

An admonition to provide objective and fact-based data, not subjective opinions.

"Joe keeps telling Dave how American cars are so crappy and unreliable, really slamming them. So now, every time, Dave is like, NINJA, NINJA! Have some real facts ready, or shut up!"

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ninja

In a forum, one who posts while another is still typing his post, making the latter's post seem repetitive or confusing.

dang it! bob ninja'd me and made me look like a total idiot that repeats everything he says!

dang, there are so many ninjas here that the whole thread makes no sense!

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ninja

A racial slur directed towards a person of African-American decent. Used in place of nigger.

That ninja is being loud.

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Ninjaing

The Act Of Shop Lifting Or Doing Something Very Ninja Like.

Guy1 "hey what you up to?"
Guy2 "not much just going ninjaing"
Guy1 "oh ok cool could u get me a mars bar?"

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ninja

Buddy, Chief, Bro, dawg, man, dude, etc.

Torch: I'm bored lets play this stupid synonym game.
Slash: Hey dude.
Torch: What's up, ninja.
Slash: Ninja is not a synonym for dude.
Torch: Ahp, you lose.

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ninja

Some basic facts about ninjas:
1-Ninjas never tell people that their ninjas(if they do then theyre probably planning on killing you)
2-Ninjas invented skate boarding(they have a great sense of humor)
3-Its phisically impossible for a ninja too sweat or get tired
4-Ninjas always wear a bandanna
5-Ninjas kill for fun(it's what they do)
6-Ninjas may have invented skateboarding but they dont skateboard(its for faggs)
7-No one kills a ninja(they choose to get killed)
8-Ninjas dont get wet(the water gets ninjad)
9-ninjas dont own a shadow
10-theirs always a ninja in your house so dont talk bad about ninjas at anytime(go ahead insult a ninja......lokk out for that shuriken!!!)
11-if you see a ninja kill him )trust me only fake ninjas dress up like ninjas)
12-If your Brocore then your not a ninja
13-Ninjas come in all shapes and sizes(except fat)
14-Ninjas arent faggots(all though some may be gay)
15-Ninjas do what they want even if that includes killin themselves
16-Dont argue with a ninja(unless you dont enjoy having testicles)
17-If your not sure about being a ninja go jump off a building, if you dont die your a ninja(if you do die you deserve it because your not a ninja)
18-male ninja+female ninja= Power sex
19-ninjas are always right(see number 16-dont argue with a ninja)
20-Ninjas are awesome

ninja: hey did you know i was a ninja
sceptical friend:yeah right Prove it
(cuts off his testicals with his bare hand)
ninja: hows that for proof?
no longer skeptical friend:(in a very high voice)yeah
(ninja kills him because ninjas never reveal their ninjahood)

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