Rice Paddy

An Irish person of Asian decent.

Is that guy from the restaurant down the road a a pure bred or a Rice Paddy?

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Paddy Cake

When an Irish person inserts eggs flour sugar and cake mix into a girls vag then mixing only using ones penis. Then after wisking the male places his "special milk" in the girls vaginas be forming eating the girlout

I tried making paddy cakes with my gf last night

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Paddy Thornycroft

best male specimen of poultry in the world!!!!!!! Tanned, blond hair, clever.....oh yeah

"he is a one of a kind"

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plastic paddy

a plastic paddy is someone who thinks they're irish when born in any other country but ireland. could also be used to describe protestants in the south of ireland who arent irish by birth or descendancy. most plastic paddys have little or no irish blood in them and come from the states or australia.

see that st paddys day march, everyone of them a plastic paddy all wannabe's seen more irish blood when i cut meself shaving

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paddy wagon

The van driven by the police, to pick up unruly teens out getting drunk in public places, after the town curfew, used to bring the teens to the police station, usually for the night.

"Shit man! The Paddy wagon! Ditch the bottles and run!"

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paddy's law

"A well-known rule that any reddit thread that becomes large enough will eventually have an American pretending to be Irish." -u/MacHaggis

Americans often like to identify themselves as the nationality of their ancestors despite not having that nationality themselves. They'll claim to be Irish on forums like Reddit, where you expect someone saying they're Irish to be from Ireland.

While interacting with people actually from Ireland, they still claim to be Irish despite having no connection to the country. Usually they cite culture and bloodlines as the justification.

"I'm Irish, which is why I've always wanted to visit Ireland. My great-great grandmother was from Ireland, so I'm both culturally and genetically Irish. I grew up hearing all about Ireland because it's my family's homeland. I've never heard of 'The Troubles' though, is that a new band?"

"As an actual Irish person, you're not Irish, you're American. Paddy's law strikes in every goddamn thread."

paddy trapped

To get "wifed up" by a sexy irish man

"I would love to go to Ireland , perhaps I will get paddy trapped"

Paddy Paddy trap Hubby Baked Potato