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sander stokke is a nigga sucking whore. He likes both girls and trans. He sucks penis and boobs. He lives in Norway (Vestilgveien 50)
That whore is named Sander Stokke.
The most attractive human form God has taken in recent history. Historically the form He takes when He wishes to be banging several mommies in a short span of time.
Q: "We packing the dungeon tonight?"
A: "Nah, ben sander has to link with some unspeakably dirty bitches."
The character Eric Szmanda plays on CSI, formally a lab technician but he is now a CSI.
Greg Sanders was so much better as a comic relief.
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A.K.A the late great Colonel Sanders. Known worldwide for his unbelievably succesfull chain of fried chicken and such, he is truly a man umong boys.
let me quote the late great colonel Harland Sanders: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
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In my opinion, he's among the most underrated presidential candidates of the 2016 presidential race - if most Democrats were smart enough to pick him, Trump probably wouldn't have been elected President.
He was a good man at heart, and you could tell he really wanted equality amongst Americans, unlike other candidates, who just wanted to divide us using fear.
This man would create subsidized education, allowing children to go to college at no cost to the parents. Imagine how much he could've reshaped our generations to come.
Man #1: Hey, who'd you vote for?
Man #2: Trump - Hillary is way too crooked.
Man #1: What about Bernie Sanders?
Man #2: Come to think of it, I probably would've voted for Bernie if he was on the ballot in place of Hillary!
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After eating sweet corn on the cobb along with The Colonel's original recipe you likely will drop a Kernel Sanders in the "toitie" the next morning.
Dudes! I had a Kernel Sanders this morning - can't wait to send u a picture of it!
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a wave in the ocean that breaks too close to the shore leaving you with an abundance of sand in your bathing garments. particularly common while the tide is coming in and/or after a storm has eroded large portion or the beach. if not addressed IMMEDIATELY, pants sanders can cause extreme irritation and often cause a mild rash. see droopy drawers
john was caught up in a real pants sander. now he has droopy drawersand feels the beginings of what could become quite some rash.
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