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The disposal of morning wood through the act of masturbating.
Guy: After the dream I had this morning, I had some lumberjacking off to do...
The sexual act of man jerking off in an exaggerated fast pace, positioned in a squat over a woman’s face while she performs a rim job until ejaculation is complete.
Crockett can never get off with a woman without performing the Lumberjack salad.
The act of one's mother "walking in" while one is receiving oral sex. (Originated from reddit)
Instead of knocking on my room door like she usually did before entering she just opened the door. I don't know what a mothers reaction should be in this type of situation but she started yelling at my girlfriend. When I say yelling I mean I heard her say words that I never heard her say before. She called my girlfriend a whore and said that god would damn us both to hell for our act of sin. My girlfriend at this point is in tears and she's scrambling to get on her clothes and pretty sure she left my house without her bra because she was in such a panic. My mom didn't speak to me for a month after that. She didn't ask me how my day was at school, she didn't speak to me during dinner and she didn't even ask me to go to church on Sunday with her anymore. She used to go every Sunday but I always said no. That's the angriest I have ever seen my mom and we have never spoken about it. When she finally did talk to me she said if I wanted her to ever speak with me again that I had to go to confession and confess my sins. I told her I would go but I ended up going to a Denny's and ordering their Lumberjack grandslam instead. She thinks I went to confession though. Also every time my girlfriend came over after the incident my mom would leave the house. I don't know where she went but she couldn't be in the same vicinity as her. Worst part of it all was my girlfriend didn't attempt to give me another blowjob for a year because she was so scared of my mother walking in on us.
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a city dweller who makes a habit of wearing plaids and flannel although he or she has little to no outdoor experience.
Robert Pattinson is such an urban lumberjack with all that plaid. Real outdoorsy people wouldn't be that pale.
Ever since Robert Pattinson made it popular again, there have been urban lumberjacks all over the city sporting plaid.
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Another term for cock slap, in which one takes ones penis and slaps the fce of someone who displeases them in some way with thier penis. By saying "lumberjack slap" one can insinuate a cock slap without using the harsher description.
Don't make me lumberjack slap you!
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A Legendary Shredder from the mean streets of AZ known for playing shows and banging hoes. Excessive jager and bud light consumption is required. One who never bangs a Jyomp or a frumpy butt.
Did you see that dude just jump kick the moon? He must be down like Lumberjack Cash!
When you take a shit and the turd stands up straight like a log, then you pretend you're a lumberjack and push it over.
Max: Hey I just took a lumberjack crap
Joe: Did you push it over like you're supposed to?
Max: Course I did