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It's a smart way to say Kill Yourself.
Person 1: Mate you arent loved
Person 2: Yeah mate put a fork in a toaster.
The act of bathing with a toaster in extreme anger or depression.
Me: *dies in a video game* FUCK MAN! IM BOUT TO COMMIT TOASTER BATH!
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1. Hand warmer
2. Knife Stand
3. Bathwater warmer (drop it in while on)
4. Bread Burner
"These are really nice hand-warmers"
"Whats that black smoke?"
"You have your hand in a toaster dumbass"
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A person who exemplifies the core values of Toast; Jim Barber!
Who's a True Toaster?
Jim Barber is, that's who!
misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism
Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster stroodle.
Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: a toaster stroodle
misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism
Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster stroodle
Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: a toaster stroodle!
A sword.
Adumbrated in Shakespeare, Henry V, II, Nym: "... I will wink and hold out mine iron. It is a simple one; but what though? It will toast cheese, and it will endure cold as another man's sword will."
The knight stared menacingly at his enemy, before unsheathing his cheese-toaster and charging.