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When you are running late to work because you were caught up trying to scrub all the dried cum off your titties.
Sorry Sarah! I’ll be there soon. I got caught up in a Toledo Ice Storm
A Toledo Hammer Drop is when you are virtually being shit on at your job, which ends being a quandary because you don't enjoy it, but you get paid to tolerate it
Dude, my jobs is a complete Toledo hammer drop.
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A show of disapproval wherein the standing recipient of fellatio places both hands on his hips and vomits in great cascades over the head of his kneeling partner.
Being a lazy, unenlightened misogynist, I quickly got tired of yelling about the bad blowjob and just dropped a toledo depth charge.
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The act of smearing shit on the inside top of a shoe or sandal.
Hey, what's that brown stuff on the top of your foot?
Oh, I got a Toledo Shoe-shine today.
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When a person jumps off the Carlson library stairs and ends up tearing their ACL. Bonus points for convincing other people that is happened during basketball
Kyle just did a Toledo knee buster, and he told everyone that he even got fuckin bonus points!
A pile of garbage ejected from a moving car; usually fragmentary remains of fast food, beverages and other food waste. Always on the street, these excitingly random finds litter the ghetto, and threaten to overtake civilization (or something).
What a mess... fucking toledo tossed salad...