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Doing what Tom Cruise does in Risky Buisness! Dancing all over the place to music while in you underwear.
Guy 1: "I thought being home alone for a couple of hours was going to be great"
Guy 2: "Wasn't It??"
Guy 1: "No! I lost track of time and my parents walked in right in the middle of me Tom Cruise-ing It"
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the Tom Cruise Rule occurs when you are playing beer pong. If you are playing and someone calls a ''celebrity shot'' (a random shot from someone who is not currently in the game) and right before they shoot calls the Tom Cruise Rule and makes it, the opponent must wear sunglasses for the rest of the game, and any other time, that night, he plays the person who made the "Tom Cruise" shot, no exceptions
Yo last night i was playing pong against this kid and out of no where his friend takes a shot and calls the Tom Cruise Rule and i had to wear shades the rest of the match, it sucked.
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When someone has become so into Sceintology and thinks Tom Cruise is right about everything
Dude, Jack's got a case of Tom Cruise Syndrome
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A Tom Cruise Shower is when you quickly hop into the shower, squirt some shampoo on your head and then proceed to use the shampoo to wash your hair and the rest of your body in a quick manner. A real Tom Cruise Shower should take no longer than 60 seconds.
Alright, I'll hurry up, just gonna take a Tom Cruise Shower and I'll be on my way.
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Complete tool for Scientology
Man, nobody would even know what Scientology was if it weren't for Tom Cruise the Tool for Scientology
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pretty fucking crazy because ever since he started getting old and losing his mind, tom cruiseis totally freakin nuts!!!
guy one : dude, i just saw Pearl Harbor and it was the GREATEST MOVIE EVER
guy two : woah man, you're fuckin' crazier than Tom Cruise
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(1) Someone who gets all pissed off when you shoot them with a squirt gun.
(2) Someone who jumps on your couch.
(1) TOM ASS CRUISE: "Why did you do that? You're a JERK!"
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