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A swiss footballer called Xhonkey who has been playing against Arsenal for the last 5 years stinking up the pitch at Emirates stadium. He is known for his backpassing and statpadding progressive passes by passing the ball to wingbacks. He is as slow as a tractor and has one good game in 20. He has costed Arsenal several matches with his errors and red cards.
The swiss tractor dropped an absolute stinker today and costed us the game.
A lesbian who looks like she drives a tractor.
Me to a bro «check out that tractor lesbian over there!» yells queitly
Bro: «i want to marry her»
Me: «WTF»
Frisco Tractor relates to the American version of the Chelsea Tractor. A 4x4 vehicle which will never see use off road or reacts like a car to offroad situations (such as mud, ice or snow)...
LMAO, look @ those Frisco Tractors doing 5MPH on dry pavement... I think they are scared of a little snow...
Poor RangeRover, it is now a Frisco Tractor... They've cut its bollocks off...
a term used by farmers to let there friends know they want to get drunk. It is used to keep wives from knowing the real truth
that was a heck of a night last night, we really bought a tractor good.
hey jim you want to buy a tractor tonight
When you have a tiny penis so you tie a rope around your small cock and drive forward enlarging your small embarrassing cock
Man my dick i so small i think i need tractor dick
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A large SUV or Peoplemover that is used only on city streets in a mistaken belief that it is safer than a car or station wagon. Replaces Remuera Battletank
Ratehr than drive a simple station wagon, most suburbanites prefer something huge and permanenet 4wd like a Remuera Tractor.
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Generic term for any arcade or amusement park game that rewards player with chocolate and lolly rewards by means of a pusher cycling backwards and forwards. Pusher sometimes resembles a tractor with plough attachment on front.
For the money we spent on the chocolate tractor today, and considering what we won, we would have been better off just buying chocolate at Kmart.
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