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The mess/destruction left behind after a KIM brings her kid/s anywhere to do physical and emotional damage to the scene
Grab the dog and cat and hide in the garage.
There will be a Kim-trail after this bbq
Usually is found after one has defecated in the restroom and has left a little extra residue on the seat. Tends to look like a little yellow/brown strip and most commonly is found on the back of the toilet seat, where one's butt crack sits.
Travis: "Hey, didn't Justin drop a deuce earlier?"
Derek: "Yeah, I believe so, why?"
Travis: "That douchebag left a butter trail on the seat!"
Derek: "Yeah, he tends to do that. He never wipes it off either."
Travis: At least he didn't shit in my underwear and leave it under my bed like Mike did."
Derek: That's true. Mike is savage as fuck!
look at that fag over there dancing to the WHIP AND NAY NAY! Looks like buckeye trail
The opposite of a happy trail, one strip shaved down the center of your chest and pubes.
Guy 1: hey man do you have a happy trail ?
Guy 2: no I broke down and gave myself a depression trail.
Its the line that leads to your "cookie" aka vagina
You can see the cookie trail on that pregnant girl
A karen on the trails. Usually a middle-aged white woman who is hiking to "be mINdFUL" and "EnjOY nATure". However, unlike the people who follow common trail courtesy, these trail karens believe that the entire trail belongs to them. They walk slowly in the middle and refuse to move even if they see someone walking on the very edge of the trail to not bump into them. Then, they expect a thank you even though they didn't move a single inch to make room for others to pass.
Trail karens are also suburban nimbys, brunchtime liberals, and carholes. They complain about how crowded the trails are, but fail to realize that their car-loving suburban-sprawl lifestyle leaves the trails as the only place for others to exercise and get fresh air. Bonus if they bring their aggressive dogs on the hike, let them attack others, and don't pick up after them.
Covid makes trail karens even worse. These trail karens identify anyone with inferior masks as republican karens without realizing how hard it is to run with a thick mask in the first place. They feel like they are doing something morally good by shaming the runners with surgical-level masks or bandanas in the 1 second of risky contact they have. This risky contact could be avoided if the trail karens decide to move off to the side of the trail, but instead, these karens blame the faster runners for being insensitive about covid.
Trail Karen: I can't be a karen because I looove nature and I'm so mindful....
Everyone else on the trail: Yeah, well you're still a self-entitled idiot