Championship Trophy

When you are vigorously fucking a midget from the back and just before completion you lift her in the air as you would a trophy. While the "trophy" is in the air you will rain down your own natural "confetti", also known as leche in costa rica. Once the confetti has stopped raining down, the midget is passed to your friends/teammates to start the process again. After everyone has had a turn with the trophy, she will then be prominently displayed in a glass case to immortalize the blood sweat and tears that were neccessary to win the championship.

Teammate #1 - Last night we took Gina McShortlegs home and made her a championship trophy.

Teammate #2 - Where is she now?

Teammate #1 - Locked in my basement.

brown trophy

when someone fucks up so bad at work that they are awarded the "Brown Trophy"

oh John you fucking did it again,

"this years brown trophy award goes to John for fucking do it again"

Trophy Troller

Old rich dude that scours the bar or gym bait looking for a hot young trophy wife, or trophy ass.

Look at the trophy troller moving in on the hottie by the stairclimber. There's no way that kitten's going to take the sugar daddy bait.

trophy bass

This one takes team work. This is when you stick a finger up a girls ass and then give her a fish hook. As you lift her up by both ends, your buddy pops out of the closet and takes a picture, as if you were holding a trophy bass. Make sure you smile real big for the picture ;)

Did you see jimbos trophy bass last night, she was a beauty.

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trophy wife

A usually young woman, not necessarily a gold-digger, who is married to a much more older man with power, wealth.etc
Those women are usually at home, 24-hour luxury, and with the children. Sun-bathing, rich friends socializing, -just enjoying the wealth and producing his children are her job.

Elvira Hancock from the 1983 film Scarface is a great example of a trophy wife
Ginger McKenna from the 1995 film Casino is another.

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trophy wife

Any one of Donald Trump's current of former wives.

The Donald has had a collection of trophies wives throughout his lifetime and his current one is the biggest trophy wife of all.

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Sex Trophy

A Baby, A toddler. When a couple has children, the child is their sex trophy.

Dude1: "Look at that girl, she's about to pop'
Dude2: "Yeah, she has a sex trophy baking in the oven"

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