piss trout

A no tooth junky whore who may or may not be selling her body for methamphetamines and makes her living by participating in one golden shower after the other

“Jackie Lynn is such a piss trout you would not believe what she did to Clarence behind the save-a-lot last weekend”

Trout season

When you vigorously slap your hand back and forth between someone's thighs. Typically done while standing.

You just got trout seasoned.

Speckled Trout

During or after anal sex the penis has specks of fecal material on it when removed from the anus.

"I was giving that ass a pounding and when I pulled out it looked like a speckled trout!"

Trout Buffer

Another word for a vagina. If the penis is a trout the vagina is the buffer.

When the penis(trout) moves in and out of the vagina(buffer) it gets buffed. Hence a trout buffer

Also a derogatory term to call someone.

Jer: Dude that girl was awesome in bed.

John: What was her best move?

Jer: She had an incredible trout buffer- she rode me on top like she owned it.

John: Word.

trout pout

1. {Chiefly British} The result of over inflating lips with collagen. Lips may also resemble sausages or a baloon sculpture.

2. A more temporary variant of this condition may result from orthodontic or dental procedures.

1. Her trout pout looks as if she ran into a wasp’s nest lips first.

2. {Shouted in the hallway} Hey trout pout! Ya goin' for the Meg Ryan look?

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mersey trout

a turd: descriptive of the only fish-shaped items found in the river Mersey (running through the city of Liverpool in England)

Richard sat on the khazi and launched a Mersey Trout

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brown trout

An enormous strand of feces left in most if not all restrooms across North America that wasnt flushed.The brown trout maybe found in all of your friendly local truckstops,fast food spots,place of employment,or even in the conveinence of your own home.In your adventure in searchimg for the brown trout you may run across its ugly as sin cousin the Yellow eyed Brown Trout<turd with corn inside> dont be alarmed its harmless.Warning although the word trout is in its name NEVER EVER TRY TO EAT THE BROWN TROUT.

Matt:Hey mom guess what?
Mom:What hunnie?
Matt:I saw a brown trout today!
Mom:Good for you but wait you didnt eat it did you?
Matt:No way mommy brown trout carry bacteria!

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