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a 32 oz. Gatorade bottle.
When having to pee and stopping for a more pressing reason is not readily materializing, such as stopping for fuel, trucker Jeff chooses to tinkle in his riptide rush trucker's toilet while driving down the road.
Trucker's (trucker's) tan is far more commonly used than "trucker's arm". It's used when recognizing that a person's left arm (driver's side arm) is tanner/redder than his right arm.
It's used in the same way a person would be said to have a "farmer's tan" if both his forearms were tan/red up to the point where his (short) shirt-sleeves end on the upper part of the arms.
With the ubiquity of air conditioning in cars today, "trucker's tans" are seen much less frequently. But if noticing a person's left arm is red/tan (but not the right), say, "Hey Joe, you been driving a truck? You got a 'trucker's tan', my friend!"
In the same way, upon noticing the whiteness of a friend's upper arms in contrast to their forearms, you might say, "Hey Joe! You been out farming today? You got a 'farmer's tan', my friend!"
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Found most commonly at high schools, sporting events, fairs, or any other public gathering space, these individuals tend to be male between the ages of 16 and 37.
They are often seen with dip in the lip, the most notably wear work/cowboy boots, a Lynard Skynard/military/camo hat, and are all about that hunting/fighting/farming/talking about boobs life, despite having neon lights under their pickemup trucks and blast Lil Wayne, Eninem, or whatever hardcore rap is most popular at the time. For formal events, they will usually dawn a wrinkled dress shirt with jeans, dirty boots, a lanyard, and a backwards hat (either camo or snapback).
A close cousin to Kyle's, they may also possess a love of monster energy, but are most fond of Bud Light Platinum.
"So I met a guy yesterday!"
"That's great, what's he like??"
"He loves hunting, being outdoors, Premium Snapchats, dip, weed, grinding, and his favorite artists are Busta Rhymes and Kenny Chesney!"
"Oh honey, he's a yeezy trucker, you've gotta leave him.."
Money that is earned by performing sexual favors on over the road truckers.
Paul: Have you seen troy?
Darrell: I think I seen him at the truck stop earning trucker bucks.
Prepared by forcing a newbie trucker to insert their hand into the anus of an experienced trucker and fish out a solid piece of shit, then coated in trucker gravy. Usually eaten by newbie truckers but lot lizards may eat them too.
My first day on the job they forced me to eat trucker candy and made me wash it down with trucker gravy!
Most truckers actually drive around with an intense, priapic erection in their pants a good portion of their day. This is called trucker's wood and is probably the result of prolonged physical exertion (of operating the truck) vehicle vibrations and possibly an above-normal virility associated with truckers.
Truck operators generally don't speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.
Billy was at the gas station, trying to coax away his trucker's wood with his hands before he got out of the vehicle. It wasn't helping any....