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Tugboat Captain

What Beth wants. She had it once. He wore women's underwears and she let him get away after riding the motion of the ocean. Letting him get away: Biggest. Regret. Ever.

Beth: "I need to totes get some"
Arlyn: "Call on that captain to 'tug your boat'"
Beth: "For Shiz, I gotta get my tugboat captain back"

by BBLLAP February 13, 2013


miami tugboat

a normal handjob finished with a painful yanking,

miami tugboat it like a tugboat pulling

by sir wizard sleeve November 21, 2009


Texas Tugboat

The act of covering a woman's ass with Barbecue Sauce, then licking it off

"Dude, I need to stop at the store."
"Why?"
"I'm giving my girl a Texas Tugboat."

by Derpmannoob March 22, 2024


Alaskan Tugboat

A form of foreplay;

(1) When a guy rubs his erection between a woman's Moose Knuckle while motorboating baby-oil covered breasts.

(2) When a same-sex couple performs a double-handjob (also known as skiing) while using Icy-Hot.

She said was waiting until marriage, but she gave me one hell of an Alaskan Tugboat, resulting in quite the oil spill, that she still got pregnant and now I owe her my annual dividend...I mean, child support.

by JaKobraKai June 6, 2021


Gravy Tugboat

It's the gravy tugboat

Ask your waitress "Yo can I get a gravy tugboat?"

by G-strangy April 4, 2024


Phill the Tugboat

This person is a haus. He will amaze you with his beauty and orange hair, he may even burn you with it. He's got a fire in his heart, but most of all he's a kind and sensitive person. Phill is simply amazing and loves his best friend Eddie very much and Neill slightly less. He is very nimble and very quick, he loves to jump on pogo sticks

OMG is that Phill the Tugboat?! Of course, it is!

It's a bird, it's a plane, no! It's Phill the Tugboat!

by eddie 12345678 May 18, 2018


Egyptian Tugboat

when one is unable to reach their destination (climax) so she has to aggressively manipulate by hand until everything breaks free

Her Suez Canal felt so good I wanted to stay in there forever, but she wanted me to finish (I suspect to let others in) so she gave me the old “Egyptian Tugboat”.

by MiBest March 29, 2021