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A November twig is somebody that doesn’t like Christmas music playing in November, and thinks it should only be played slightly before Christmas.
‘Don’t you agree it’s too early for Christmas songs?’
‘No!!! You November twig!’
To masturbate by rubbing or penetrating the vagina. The female version of jerk off.
"Jane likes to twig off two or three times a day." "Last night, her boyfriend twigged her off in the car."
Someone attracted to rail-thin, androgynous people. Comes from the idea of having sex with someone so bony they could be snapped in half like a twig.
Girl 1: "He said my tits were too big!"
Girl 2: "No surprise there. Dude's a total twig snapper."
Is a small dick on a grown man, really small as the size of a Vienna sausage or smaller, also could be a stub.
1.Girls won't have sex with Chuck cause once they see his skeeter twig they get turned off and leave.
2.Ty's boyfriend has a skeeter twig, he told me that he might break up with him.
A game which college stoners play when there is a gap between class and no work could possibly get done in the allotted break time.
Round one:
Someone first penetrates the ground with a twig, then players gather leaves and penetrate the leaves with the twig. The name of the game is to NOT be the person who puts the last leaf that fits on the twig. The person to penetrate the last leaf that will fit on the twig must eat half of the leaves!
Round two:
Twigs are thrown onto the pile of penetrated leaves left on the twig. There are various drinking rules that are applied when one misses the stack of leaves and such.
Stoner 1- Hey man! Break time, let's get our Twig-master on!
Stoner 2- Chyeah alright man! Group penetration has never been this fun!
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A tall goon-ish character with long arms and long legs who never fails to make his friends laugh. T*wig is a handsome, loathsome brute yet I can't take my eyes off of him!
I love you T-wig* I carry the name Mrs. Twig with great pride!
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skinny a girl that needs more meat here bones. a girl who looks like a scrawny chicken aka a white girl
someone should feed nicole richie, lindsey lohan and hillary duff lookin' like straight up she-twigs
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