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The twilight series is an excellent example of EPIC FAIL. Stephanie Meyer is just a loser that writes total shite. I read the first book just to see what all the fuss was about and wow. i could not believe how completely terrible it was
it starts with bella, a plain boring whiny biatch. she falls in love (lust actually) with the angsty Douchebag Edward apparently he is gorgeous.surprise?LUST!
more than half of the time it seems that meyer just writes out her arse.
im not on team Jacob or any crap like that but lets address the fact shall we?? Edward is creepy cold fucker who has openly stated that he wants to devour bella like fucking HAPPY MEAL!! okay so it wasnt in those EXACT words but you get it.JACOB on the other hand is apparently sweet, friendly boy who also happens to be LIVING
I fail to see why any smart girl would WANT to be with a boy like Edward. I mean seriously, he sneaks into bella room while she sleep and just watches her(how fucking creepy is that! very!) hes abusive, he has the intellect of a retarded pigeon, and hes a total douche. Bella is basically just promoting the idea that women cant think for themselves and that without men they are nothing.
um lets see now, they have reflections and THEY DONT DIE IN SUNLIGHT THEY JUST SPARKLE?!! WTF?!?
Stephanie Meyers is a disgrace to the name Stephanie GDI
TEAM NOSFERATU FOR THE WIN!!
oh and one more thought, if edward has no liquids in him how the f*ck did he get bella pregnant??
Me: Hi im Stephanie :)
Twilight fanfreak:OMGAWD, JUST LIKE STEPHANIE MEYER!! YOU HAVE HER NAME!! AND EDWARD IS SO SEXY!!
Me: No. NOT like her. its MY name GFDI. STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HARRY POTTER IS BETTER THAN THIS PIECE OF JUNK! I hate it when all of the girls drool over Edward Cullen! And the plot is really shallow. And, it's Harry Potter's rival, and NO ONE MESSES WITH HARRY POTTER!
Harry Potter fights and kills Bella and Edward, proving that Harry Potter is better than Twilight.
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An extremely overrated book read by the likes of fangirls. Who adore Edward Cumchunks, even though he's just text and does not exist. Has a very terrible storyline having to do with a stereotypical teen girl falling in love with a vampire. There is absolutely no literature value coming with it.
Twilight fan girl: OMG twilight rulleeezzz , i saw the movie likez 10 times. Edward is like so dreamy and hot.
Person with taste in books : Shut up you ignorant pre-teen. Twilight is a terrible book. Go and read something with actual literature value, like the lord of the rings, a clockwork orange, to kill a mockingbird, 1984, the silence of the lambs the adventures of Tom Sawyer.
Twilight fan girl: Yourrr a faggg, Twilight rulez ur just jelos tat ur not fameos like ppl in da twilight movie. Only gay people hate twilight
Person with taste in books: ....... (walks away)
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When you convince a girl to leave her family and run away with you on a road trip. After slumming around with her in sleazy motels that you never pay for, you finally rape, murder and drink all of her blood.
I was bored this summer so I decided to pull a twilight. (Sigh) I kinda' miss Megan though.
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A story written by Stephanie Meyers that would have similar plot elements to a story about a man falling in love with a ham sandwich.
Twilight is like a man falling in love with a ham sandwich.
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The biggest mistake in the history of literature. Doesn't even classify as literature. It is one of the worst mistakes that mankind has ever made. It's up there with the Holocaust and President Bush.
I had to do a book report, and I chose Twilight. It probably would've been a better choice to do a book report on fresh dog shit.
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A book that raises the bars of women and gets men laid less.
"My girlfriend said she wouldn't blow me unless I acted more like Edward from Twilight."
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