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Something that everyone knows really did happen, but pretends never did, because it was so awful, or everyone is in denial
Norton: How was Easter brunch with your fiance's entire family, including the crazy ones?
Kramden: Highlander Two, dude. Never happened.
Norton: But I saw it on the news, there was a fight, and a fire...
Kramden: Highlander Two!
Norton: And the helicopters, and the swat team...
Kramden: HIGHLANDER TWO!
To use multiple communication outlets to reach your intended target. If someone isn't responding by text, facebook, ecetera, you use a secondary form to get their attention.
Two prong? Seriously? I didn't answer my phone and now she's all up on my Twitter. relentless
A member of America's class of home-owning families with only two thousand dollars in savings. Deeply in debt, they live from paycheck to paycheck dreading any unforseen financial catastrophies such as a sudden illness or unemployment. First coined by Karen De Coster and Eric Englund.
Taking out a home equity loan might seem like a good idea to a two-thousandaire, unless one gets laid off and ends up penniless.
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When Testicles are placed upon ones forehead and using the warmth
Person 1: I got two heaters, they work well.
Person 2: Oh? Do they now...?
Person 1: Yeah! These testicles are SO warm on my face.
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to be hit in rapid succession by two punches
Did you see the fight when Kobe got two-pieced?
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One of the most common terms for pegnancy.
My wife is 'eating for two' suddenly. Wait...could she be???
Is a person who is so desperate, their bare minimum of standards, is just two legs.
That girl is so garbage only a two legger would tap that.