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AISD, TX

A dumb school that makes their students go to school when there is almost no attendance, never lets the school out for anything, doesn’t even make an absence excused if the student was sick but couldn’t go to a doctor to get a stupid note that nobody honestly cares about. They don’t suspend people for stealing chains or money, only if you get caught throwing wet tampons in class. This school absolutely sucks.

AISD, TX is the worst school to go to, but you have to go or they’re gonna file for truancy on you even though you were genuinely sick and you just couldn’t get to the doctor.

by Alto Badschool January 19, 2022

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Austin, TX

The capital city of Texas. Known for it's live music and all the Californians who keep moving there. Basically the place for you if you want to say you live in Texas but hate most of the state.

Guy: Hey why is Austin, TX the capital of Texas? Isn't San Antonio larger by population and area, more diverse, and more historically relevant? And doesn't it have more to do?
Other Guy: Well yes, but Austin is more centrally located I guess. Look do you want more annoying people to start moving to San Antonio?
Guy: I guess not.
Other Guy: Then don't complain. They might ruin it too.

by Troi_Baker June 3, 2021

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Midlothian, TX

A city that is 25 miles south of Dallas and is referred to as "DFW's Southern Star" because this is the southernmost city of the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex, Formerly "The Cement Capital of Texas" because the city has 3 cement plants, one being Ash Grove, another one being Martin Marietta, and the final one is Holcim, Holcim is what causes the most pollution, which is a bad thing, like, who in their right mind should accept Holcim to burn 3 times the amount of pet coke, anyways, there are some many cool stuff over there, they have a community park, 12 schools with 9.8K students, a Google data center, a team that is called Midlothian Breathe, and of course, their own website, welp, that's all I gotta say for Midlothian, TX, which is a pretty cool city to live in, I recommend going there, if you don't mind the Holcim cement plant pollution happening so often.

Midlothian, TX is a good city because yes.

by KristopherJW August 20, 2022

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soc tx

south oak cliff, the southern part of oak cliff in dallas tx.

i stay in soc tx fool

by ???214 June 28, 2009

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Waxahachie, Tx

A place in Ellis county which is gay asf and the global kids are cunts.

Damn Waxahachie, Tx is a gay as place.

by Thebos3565 May 29, 2019

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Granbury, TX

A small town that has never amounted to anything besides the main character in Eddie's Million Dollar Cookoff and members of the Tight Pants Kids or TPK. When asked what there is to do in Granbury the answer is always the same...take artsy pictures or go to grandma's house in Kansas.

Kid 1: Hey what do you want to do in Granbury, TX today?
Kid 2: Well, first i'm going to grease up my hips to fit my jeans on then i'm going to cut my t-shirt into a V.

by AkcizuR July 15, 2008

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Ingleside, TX

Home of the Ingleside skate park....and yea, that's about it.

You'll find fake people who feed off of each other's personalities. Basically, you're gonna want to get the fuck out of this small town.

-Hey, have you ever been to Ingleside, TX?
-No, why?
-Don't. It sucks balls.

by Sophie Hernandez December 10, 2010

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