Ur Mom

The thing that manufactured you.

Also a comeback.

guy 1: Dude what made me?
guy 2: Ur mom

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ur MOM

A highly derogatory phrase which replaces the subject of a person's sentence to form a base and unoriginal form of retaliation (for those with difficulty thinking of witty comebacks).

"That was a great sandwich."
"Ur Mom was a great sandwich! Oh! Diss!"

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ur sister

an un-common word used in any insult unlike ur mom.

ex: "hey Jimmy i ate 12 big macs for supper last night"
Bob "well i ate ur sister last night"

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Ur gay

THE MOSR POWERFULL INSULT IN THE FUCKIN WORLD IT WILL INTSANTLY KO UR OPPONENT AND RUIN ANY FUTURE PLANZ THEY HAVE IN LIFE AND TURN THEM TO ASH

Mom: cleen ur fugin room biatch
Me: ur gay
Mom: (shoots herself)

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Ur Mom

Something Carl Wheezer tells Jimmy when he asks who Carl wants to fuck and suck

Jimmy: Who do you want to bang

Carl: *Vapes* Ur Mom

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ur mom

A universally acknowledged comeback superior to all comebacks. It can be used in a sentence, or by itself as a phrase.

Doctor: You have chlamydia.
Patient: Ur mom.

Enemy: You look like a dumpster fire.
You: So did ur mom after I fucked her senseless.

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UR MOM

Defenition 1: This word can replace a noun, if done correctly.

Defenition 2: If one can't think of a cool come back. This is the phrase to use.

Guy 1: "Whoa! U made cool sound effects with that paper bag..."
Guy 2: "UR MOM makes cool sound effect!"

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