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to hitch a walk under a stranger's umbrella when it's raining.
Paul: It was raining so hard I had to umbrella hitchhike a couple blocks on my way here.
James: Dude, that's pretty dangerous, invading a stranger's personal space like that.
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The act of pouring a bucket of puss down on a busy street hitting people with umbrellas.
Shit babe! I got cheese umbrella' today!
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Umbrella-terming is an act of obfuscation that involves inventing terms or words that includes a set of disparate concepts (especially neoliberal gender identities) within its definition in order to prevent any attempt at arriving at a meaningful understanding of the specific individual issues. For example, using the term "oppressed" when someone speaks of improving working conditions of exploited workers, and saying that transwomen are more oppressed than factory workers.
Sarah: I'm a homosexual woman. I'm a woman who loves a woman. And i want us to have equal rights as that of regular married couples. I'm not LGBTQIA+ or whatever.
Zooey: As a translesbian, i find that deeply transphobic. Besides, it's 2SLGBTQIA+, and excluding the 2-spirited from...
Sarah: Just shut up already with your umbrella-terming! In trying to address a concrete problem!
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When a man is fucking a girl reverse cowboy style, pulls his dick out until just the tip is in forming the shaft of the umbrella. Then the girl pees, creating a wet umbrella.
Damn, my girlfriend insisted on trying the wet umbrella, and shit was it good.
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Something that is believed to be true by the person who is telling a story, but in reality it's an outright fabrication.
Boy 1: Hey, Have you seen Mean Girls 3?
Girl 1: There isn't one.
Boy 2: Are you sure that wasn't a dream?
Boy 1: No! There's a Mean Girls 3!
Girl 2: I think this a bit of a The Umbrellas of Cherbourg moment.
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When it is raining, and you have no form of protection from the rain, it is the person who shares his/her umbrella with you.
Robby$taxxx: Dude, hop under my umbrella!
Amando: Thanks umbrella buddy.
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Inserting your entire hand into a woman’s vagina then spreading fingers until your palm is open.
Last night I did the umbrella thing with my GF, she really loved it.
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