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You put a dildo strapped to your head and randomly switch between the dildo and your penis during sex.
Don Cheadle gave her The Unicorn and now she can barely walk!
The new hottest dance move sweeping America, Oceania and the rest of the world. Chicks gobble your weiner after you unicorn.
Hot Girl: Damn look at that boy unicorning all over the place.
Hot Girl 2: Lets double team him.
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a horse on drugs. come on they puke rainbows and fart glitter who says they're not on drugs?
i am here to ruin childhoods
"my mommy is a unicorn she smells sugar"
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"I was a unicorn in high school. I didn't lose my horn until I met your father."
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When boning a horse and its dick goes through your forehead
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A strange and rare girl, rather mystical. A virgin girl in High School
Ohh man, she's a Unicorn, no way can I try that
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Tasty with A1 sauce, grilled over an open flame.
Mmmmm, this Unicorn is very tender.
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