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When those given covid vaccines are granted certain privileges in life compared to those without a covid vaccine...even if those without the vaccine have tested negative!
This can include jobs, being allowed in certain places or being allowed to go to certain events.
"I'm far more qualified for that job position, yet Miss J got the job over me. It's only because they want to hire those who have had a covid 19 vaccine. It will be great PR for the company!
That's vaccine privilege at its finest!"
"I really wish I could go on that cruise with all you guys. It would be such an amazing adventure with all my friends, but I'll have to miss out on it because they will only allow those with a Covid 19 vaccine on board!"
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The new vaccine for HPV (an STD,human papillomavirus (HPV).
Meant to imply that HPV is a disease of promiscuity. (Actually untrue.) The vaccine is intended to thwart HPV which is generally responsible for cervical cancer.
Mom #1: I think my daughter should get that new slut vaccine. She's starting to have sex with her boyfriend.
Mom #2: Yeah, that's probably a good idea. Too bad it didn't exist when we were kids.
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When profit-driven manufacturers would be launching a range of vaccines that aim to target specific Covid-19 variants, with varying pricing based on their infectivity, transmissivity, and mortality rates—for example, the vaccine for the more transmissible Omicron variant may cost less than the vaccine for the deadlier Delta variant.
With current booster shots proving to be semi-effective against Covid-19, manufacturers’ next creative move is to come up with designer vaccines to further boost their profitability.
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When the rates of vaccination in the United States are lowest among Trumpublicans, religious folks, and conspiracists in red states, compared to higher inoculation rates among those who voted for Joe Biden nationwide.
That there is a positive correlation between vaccination and votes in the US is unmistakable, because vaccination is political there, which means that more infections and fatalities in the face of the deadlier delta and delta-plus variants are expected in states with high proportions of unvaccinated people.
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When high-income countries with high vaccination rates would almost have to beg or coax their citizens to get their third booster shots rather than giving or selling their surplus or hoarded vaccines to developing nations, where the people long to get jabbed.
Nations guilty of immoral vaccination only agree to donate their near-expiry vaccines to desperate pro-Western developing countries, or decide to practice “dose sharing” with another developed country that has a low vaccination rate and a low supply of Western vaccines.
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Buttfucking your siblings and/or members of your right wing support group using ivermectin horse paste as lubricant to prevent them from getting covid.
All the feed stores are out of ivermectin paste so I don't know how turkey day is gonna play out if I can't get all my proud boy buddies the MAGA vaccination
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a proof of vaccination that allows someone to travel or enter a building
They wouldn't let me on the plane without my vaccine passport, which I left at home.
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