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valentine's day

an evil and pointless holiday that makes people feel left out (i.e. us single folk), depressed, and unloved.

a useless excuse to give your s.o. candy and flowers when u should be doing that all year round, just like you should be helping the homeless all year round and not just on thanksgiving, xmas, and the superbowl.

singles awareness day.

as usual, im single on valentine's day. we gotta be aware of the other singles.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e February 16, 2006

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13 valentines

This is when Friday the 13th collides with Valentines Day. The next "13 Valentines" is in 2009, and it happens about a dozen times per century. But it's also considered the only Friday the 13th, to actually be good, for falling in love.

It's said that good over powers evil when 13 Valentines occurs; when bad boys and girls are able to actually fall in love.

If you combine the two names, Friday the 13th and Valentines day, the natural phrase that has come from this is 13 Valentines.

by KingDon January 27, 2008

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Valentine's Day

What makes or breaks all high school relationships. It isnt fair, buts it's true and you all know it

Girl 1: OMG my BF got me concert tickets for Valentine's Day, I LUV HIM!

Girl 2: Mine only got me candy, I fucking hate him

by A Gorilla August 21, 2007

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Valentine's Day

Feburary 14th

A day when if you are in a relationship you expect some overly priced gift, and you end up getting a dozen roses & some chocolates from your lover.

In elementary school, it's when you get a bunch of pieces of paper that people make way too big of a deal of because they don't want to have some ugly kid get one with an owl saying "hoot hoot, your a hoottie." or some gay saying like that. Your only in it for the candy.

Now if your single, this is the day when you go into the corner & cry. (that's me)

This happens to be my birthday. Oh lucky me. & I'm single & probably always will be.

Single person: Fuck the world. I'm going to kill myself.

Me: Oh it's my birthday!
Everyone else: oh yay I get candy today cuz it's Valentine's day!

Girl in a relationship: I need chocolate & roses today or I'm going to fucking kill him..

Boy in a relationship: Let's waste money on overpriced roses & chocolates.

by Valentine's day is my birthday what fun. November 26, 2006

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valentine's day

A day when you look around to find yourself absorbed with thoughts of loneliness.

Another 'valentine day' feeling.

by Murat January 31, 2004

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Valentines Day

Just another dumb holiday to make single people feel like second-class citizens.

I HATE Valentines Day. Every year its the same thing, "I'll have someone next year" or maybe "see what next year holds" or "you will have someone real soon." Bla Blaa Bla. Hell, I'm almost 30 and still alone. It all makes me sick.

by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 24, 2007

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valentine's day

the wonderful day where me and my friends go throw candy hearts at all the couples around town and avoid being arrested.

oh shit a cop.

by big baby jesus February 23, 2004

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