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The next senator from the great state of Ohio
J.D. Vance has no correlation to Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration
Hey! Did you hear what Alexander nikolas zander oliver vance alan kozik said to that girl?
v. To fornicate with a seam, fold, or gap in a piece of furniture. Often couches, but settees, ottomans, or the occasional chaise lounge have been used.
No, James isn't allowed over at my grandma's anymore. We caught him vancing the loveseat when he thought we were picking up lunch.
Having intimate relations with couches or furniture
I caught my friend vancing with his couch.
The act of having romantic relations with upholstered seating such as couches or loveseats.
I heard that JD guy was caught Vancing
A name for guys fucking things that aren’t meant to be fucked. e.g. couches, loveseats, chairs, food, railings
After having to dispose of multiple jizz-stained couches after his last visit, the hotel where the Vice President was staying preemptively removed all the couches and love seats from his and neighboring suites out of fear that once again the VP would spend his free time vancing the furniture.
When you have sex with an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions as Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance admitted to doing in pp. 179-181 of his book "Hillbilly Elegy".
My friend is into some weird shit. He told me today he was Vancing last night.