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The next senator from the great state of Ohio
J.D. Vance has no correlation to Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration
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Hey! Did you hear what Alexander nikolas zander oliver vance alan kozik said to that girl?
To masturbate using an inanimate object not made for the purpose of masturbation, such as a couch.
That one guy in “American Pie” J.D. Vanced a pie.
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A verb, to masturbate using an inanimate object not intended for self-pleasure, such as a couch
In a famous 1999 film, a sexually frustrated high school student J.D. Vances a pie.
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That guy is a total JD Vance. I don’t let him near my couch anymore.
The couch humper who Donald Trump selected to be his running mate in the 2024 election.
Did you see the mascara running down the face of that couch humper J.D. Vance?
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A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.
Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises
Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker
That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”