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the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.
jesus christ it was like fuckin a bucket....
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an archaic term for cunilingus as performed by lesbians.
i tpped her velvet
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A girl that won't put out, or is to exclusive for sex (like the velvet red ropes at clubs)
Fred- Dude did you get any last night?
-No, that bitch is a velvet vagina
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the little portion of rectal tissue that prolapses out of the anus during anal sex when the inserted penis is retracted
Hey man, did you see that scene in "Butt Pirates of the Carribean? You can totally see his velvet slipper when Long Dong Silver's cock plunges in and out of his asshole!
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A warm, snug and velvety smooth vagina.
Tom loved to bang his girlfriend Rachel. He loved nothing more than to inject his beef stick deep in her Velvet Scrunchie.
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BEST THING SINCE Guns N' Roses! They are friggen awsome. Their guitarist is the BEST in the world :P
SLASH OWNS ALL!!! Slash=Guitarist
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The Velvet Hammer is a women leader or professor who can manage with grace and eloquence and still get things done. She is very tough on her underlings, but fair and brilliant. She is also very beautiful and probably will save/rule the world one day.
Oh man, did you see the requirements for that final paper she has us doing?? That woman is the Velvet Hammer!
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