Vietnamese Meat Hook

An extension on fingering in which the fingerer curves his fingers upwards, towards the navel, of the fingeree's vagina, in order to both stimulate her G-spot and, more importantly, prevent her escaping.

I gave Eleanor a Vietnamese Meat Hook last night, I could tell by her eyes she wanted to leave, but she didn't have a chance.

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Vietnamese Shame Wheel

Don't ask, your not ready.

Ted this is your seduction lounge. Sex swing here, vibrating jello pit right there, rotating Vietnamese shame wheel right here... don't ask you're not ready.

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Vietnamese Bodegas

A low grade odds and ends store, usually known for cheap cigarettes, boot leg movies and glass pipes. The key factor would be the constant faint or strong aroma of Marijuana. as a side note don't buy food in these places it's some what dangerous seeing as most of the cans expired years ago and the packages are less then perfect, Sodas are safe but just a hair colder then room temperture.

"You see that Vietnamese Bodegas on 5th, dudes got Cigerettes for 3.75 a pack",

"Where'd you get that new Bong", "oh this i got it at the Vietnamese bodegas"

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Vietnamese dice game

The Vietnamese dice game

Normally played in the back ally of any Applebees restaurant . The winner gets infinite Knowledge And the looser gets both there hand chopped off .

Created by the makers of sonic the hedgehog the movie. It is a game based off the rule that you cheat you loose.you play by rolling dice like Yahtzee except there's no dice and there is just a bathroom stall with a hole cut in it. And your not rolling Dice, your getting a blowjob By some oriental background actresses.

Chad: Hay broshavik I played the Vietnamese dice game the other day and lost.
Chad2: don't wack attack about it

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Vietnamese Variant

A “very dangerous” hybrid of the two highly transmissible Indian and UK Covid-19 strains, whose infectivity, transmissivity, and lethality levels have yet to be unveiled by Vietnam's health ministry.

Arrange the following corona mutants in ascending order in terms of their deadliness: Indian variant, South African variant, UK variant, Vietnamese variant.

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Vietnamese Swiss cheese

The gooks back in 'nam we filled with bullet holes

We turned that one into some Vietnamese Swiss Cheese!!

Vietnamese Shame Wheel

You write your dirtiest fantasies on a wheel and spin it. Whatever it lands on you and your partner do that.

"Bro we totally used the Vietnamese Shame Wheel last night. We got to 69

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