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Supposedly a personal trait that makes one "pure". Unfortunately, the very knowledge of it seems to have unintented effects.
For men, it makes them feel ashamed that they have it because they think it represents immaturity or something along that line. For women, it makes them lie that they have it because they think it makes them less of a slut.
For the religious and/or conservative, having it makes them believe they're imbued with magical powers, which may remain ONLY if they lose their virginity in marriage.
College Geek: I still have my virginity...
College Whore: I still have my virginity!
College Professor: I still have my powers!
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An individual who have not participated in any form of genital intercourse.
Food products that have not been mixed or diluted
He decided to maintain the culture of staying a virgin through out the process of establishing his standing till marriage.
Virgin olive oil is more cherished than tainted or diluted olive oil.
She doesn't like having her food mixed together, she prefers it separated in virgin state on the plate.
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A sex act involving penetration through a jelly donut.
I had to wash my cool penguin sheets after performing "the virgin" on her.
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what you think your unmarried son is...
Man 1 : My son is virgin.
Man 2 : Is he below 15?
Man 1 : No, but he is unmarried.
Man 2 : Live in dreams
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A naive female whose hymen has yet to be broken by a male during the act of sex. The virgin species is nearly extinct, as horny male hunters have trapped and taken nearly every hymen in the vicinity. If you are fortunate enough to come across a virgin, sweet words or alcohol will anesthetize her prior to de-hymening.
Virgins are nearly extinct and should be placed on the endangered species list.
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A person with an extreme phobia of children.
"I'm a virgin because sex equals demon spawn."
"Screw religious beliefs of virginity, I just hate children"
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