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When one soaks their hand in icy cold water til it's wrinkled and pruny then pleasures themself with it.
My hand was all raw after that visit from grandma.
A Dick Visit (see Dick Visit) in which afterwards your sheets, carpet, and a pair of gym socks have to be profesionally cleaned or burned due to irreperable damage due to seamen/ urine/feces stains.
Hey Eddie, I'm gonna have to take a rain check on watching the Red Sox pound the shit out of the Yankeeys again tonight; Claudia came by for a Filthy Dick Visit this afternoon and the cleaning crew will be here working until about midnight cleaning the feces and seamen off the carpets and walls.
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v. phrase- Canadian expression meaning to buy some drugs.
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Dude! Got any crack?
Nah man. I didn't have time to visit City Hall.
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The rise and fall of glucose levels in response to a diabetic injecting insulin in anticipation of eating a sugary snack.
Good thing I injected those extra units of insulin before having those donuts. I just visited Mt Hood.
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When you travel to Jamaica secretly with your secret lover and using the excuse of visiting your sister in Scottsdale as an excuse for your new tan.
Kevin: Jan you look tanned
Jan: Thank you, I was.... Visiting my sister in Scottsdale
A synonym for a girl's period. When Paul Bunyan comes to visit, he will swing his big ax and re-open a female's ax wound, releasing blood and causing ill-temperment.
Man, your sister such a b$#%h today. I bet Paul Bunyan came to visit.
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smoke weed with out planning it it kinda just happened, chronic is weed and uncles always come unannounced
me: hey you just got a visit from uncle chronic
alex: o well i got my cologne with me so its cool
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