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The Windows Operating system which will replace XP. Vista was known as Longhorn in developement. Other great names such as Windows ME were a flop, this could be a sign of Windows Vista going under.
When Windows Vista crashes.
"Hasta la Vista Baby" (Cardboard Hammer, HardOCP, 7-22-2005)
I can't network my Windows Vista.
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A place where whites are a minority.
A place where 75% of students go to a school in the University of California system.
A place in which there is so little to do outside of school, students resort to drugs, alcohol, and sex for entertainment, to drown away their sad lives.
A place where the worst of students are white, the mediocre students are Asian or Indian, and the best of students are not defined by skin color, but by brilliance.
A place where the worst students (dumb white people) are intimidated by Asians and Indians, not because of race or percent of population, but simply because the dumb white students are too stupid to take their example and actually do their homework and try in class.
A place where smart white students are rare, but when they do occur they are at the top.
A place where housing is REALLY expensive, but the second you cross the borders of the school district, prices drop by at least 20%.
A place where people fight for curves, cheat, sabotage tests, and even try to steal test keys, just to get a better grade.
A place where most students have artificial goals in life, given to them by their parents, to be “biologists” or “doctors” or other hot job market careers like that.
A place where rich parents of 16 year olds buy them a Mercedes for their birthday.
A place where students are so sheltered from real life that they fail college miserably, and not necessarily in the academic sense.
A place where I, as one of the rare white students with good grades, am very glad to be leaving for college.
As a noun:
"When you visit Monta Vista, look at all the spoiled, ingorant kids and thank god you're not one of them"
As an adjective:
"This place is so Monta Vista. I mean, who would throw a chair through the window, triggering the alarm and calling the cops, just to steal the copy of the final exam two days before its given?"
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(Win-Dohss-Vistah) Garbage
Yo man im done my friut gushers where do i throw out the wrapper???
In the windows vista
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A malicious computer software created by Microsoft. The sick company designs the operating system to be vulnerable to a wide spectrum of attacks, effectively ruining your computer, and forcing you to pay for repairs, or buy another copy of there overpriced "product".
It is widely known that to increase sails, Microsoft took a reliable working product, and ripped off it's ideas. A genius move on Microsofts part, take down the competition by slapping their name on it, brilliant. That product is Mac OS X. However it is also apparent that Mac OS X kicks so much ass, it nocked over Microsofts crappy operating system, and T-bagged it.
"Hey, did Windows Vista bend you over and jack your wallet today"
"No man, I got a Mac, now vista just crashes in a corner for no reason"
"Really?"
"Yeah, I think it's taunting me, it keeps repairing itself to get me to use it again, so it can crash on me"
"Every night before Windows Vista "hibernates"(crashes), it checks it's closet for Mac OS X"
"Windows Vista was created by god, so man would truly appreciate Mac OS X"
"Chuck Norris uses a Mac, even though he is the only person in the world that Windows Vista will not crash for"
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We
Idiotic
Nerds
Discontinued
Our
WinXP
System
so now new PC buyers are forced to use our
Vomit
Inducing
System-
Tramplingly
Asinine
operating system.
now i wish i had replaced my old pc before February.
***k
Windows Vista
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High School in Danville, CA that produces hot white chicks that get knocked up all the time.
Girl 1: Dang- did you hear that Jessica got knocked up again?
Girl 2: She goes to Monte Vista, huh?
Girl 1: Yup.
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