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A way of saying "I don't want to tell you"
From 'The Fast and The Furious'
'so how d'you know him?'
'It's a long story'
'We've got a 40 mile hike.'
'A business deal went sour,And once I made the mistake of sleeping with his sister'.
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Blonde British porn star who is a really dirty bitch. Famous for black on blonde sex, usually in a gangbang fuckfest style and sucking cock after she's had anal (known in the trade as ATM). A true filthy slut.
Angel Long: "Yes! fuck me in my ass!"
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Gone a long time ago, not coming back anytime soon or ever.
Ex - sorry baby I want you back
You- naw nigga I’m long gone
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Long schlong is a nickname for anyone with a particularly long schlong. Differs from king ding-a-ling in that Long Schlong has been given a gift from God whereas King ding-a-ling denotes talent as well as length.
If Long Schlong knew how to use that thing, he would be the King Ding-a-ling
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The submissive in a gay BDSM paring.
Etymology: Cockney rhyming slang. 'Dong slave' becomes 'long Dave'.
"Oo's 'at wi' Mikey, then? 'Is one t'other?"
"No mate, 'at's Gary, 'is long Dave."
"Ooeer. I didn't peg Mikey for a wooly woofter."
"Oh, 'e's not, but li'l Gary is."
"Hah!"
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Asian American HERO with a giant BAC that he uses to get paid cash money for sticking in white girls.
Dude I was on Pornhub and saw Jeremy Long just dropped a new scene where he plows thru 5 blondes and by the time he’s done with them they’re already speaking fluent Korean. What a fucking stud.
The optimal adjective for any object.
MY DAY WAS LONG + CRAZY!!!!