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A pimp a Mack daddy looking for the dollar at 14 he bought a 64’ impala!!
Gary motherfuckin Wagner drove up in his 64’ impala!
a filthy skreb lord who tips his fedora and says "m'lady" but gets rejected by his waifu pillow. is a god in minecraft though.
"dang, casey wagner is a PLEB"
When you fail miserably at whatever you’re doing.
I really took a Botch-Wagner on that math test
To become wagnerized, one must be male, and have no money, but always buying things one can't afford anyway. Usually racking up huge amounts of debts, and borrowing money from other people. This person also usually goes through jobs fast, being fired for being either constantly late or gross incompetence. You cannot pay people back for long periods of time, and when you do write a check, it will either bounce or be returned to them. If you go out, your card will be declined often. In any of these social situations, you will make up fantastic stories about why you are broke, or your credit card does not work. They are always obviously false, but the wagnerized one ALWAYS sticks to his story, no matter what!
Secondly, one must develop unhealthy obsessions with various females, and to constantly talk about the current obsession to everyone he knows. In actuality, there is no relationship whatsoever to the victim, she is merely an attractive young girl who is unfortunately being stalked. Usually, when the girl is made aware, she never interacts with the wagnerized individual again, even though he swears up and down that she was a "bitch" or something else that is actually false. It is always the wagnerized ones fault, regardless of what he says.
Also, if you are wagnerized, you will constantly speak poorly of people, but only when they are not around, for in actuality, you are very very afraid of confrontations, and would never say anything disparaging to someones face. You also must deny any wrongdoing should several people get together and realize the behind the back talking that has occurred.
Kid 1: "You ever gonna pay me back or what?"
Kid 2: "What, you think I've been wagnerized or something"
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Girl: "This guy at the bar has to be wagnerized, he's always here trying to talk to me, and saying how we're friends"
One of the greatest composers of all time who was born in Leipzig in 1813. Mostly known for writing 5-hour long operas, such of those being "Tannhäuser", "Tristan und Isolde", "Lohengrin", "Der fliegende Holländer" and "Der Ring des Nibelungen" tetralogy which includes operas "Das Rheingold", "Die Walküre", "Siegfried" and "Götterdämmerung". Also know for his German nationalistic and antisemitic views, thus being the favorite composer of one globally known Austrian artist. Apart from operas, has some really nice orchestral and piano works.
- Hey Mischa, what are you listening to?
- Richard Wagner's Tannhäuser Overture.
- But wait, wasn't Wagner anti-
- Be quiet and don't bother me. The trombone part has started already!
the hottest, most perfect man you'll ever meet.
Anon: wow is that a GALE-WAGNER
Random dude: psh... he's not that cool
Anon: SO IS, ITS SUCH A COOL LAST NAME
The most Hottest girl you've ever seen! She's loyal, kind, with a cute face and perfect body. Everyone wants to date her. She's the perfect girl! But she has a boyfriend and his name starts with an A. Oh yeah she has nice legs, (preferably because she plays a couple sports) And if you have a Bree wagner in your life, keep her!
Damn, I wish my girl was like Bree Wagner!