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the thing that is most commonly mistyped to the opposite sex when attemtping to type "wait a sec"
Dumb:Wait a sex.
Dumber: You want it now?
Dumb: What? Sure.
Dumbest: What about me?
Dumb: You aren't even supposed to fucking be here.
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"Waiting for Igor" or WFI describes a woman who is either pictured or in person on her knees with her butt raised in the air, even or higher than her shoulders with her butt facing the camera or your POV. She is either nude or in some degree of undress. The implication is that she is presenting herself for doggy-style sex.
The term originated with a pornographic website called Voyeurweb. The posted pictures and videos of women being voyeured or being exhibitionists. In descriptions of the photos, the persons running the site would often refer to women in variations of that pose as "waiting for Igor."
Man, I got home from work last night and my girl was on her hands and knees like she was waiting for Igor. It was great!
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A surprising and major come up/comeback to take place in the near future to prove wrong to those who doubted you.
I may have lost my job but I'm gona bounce back, just wait on it.
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You have just had an argument, or told a lie, and its very close to coming back to haunt you. This is the moment when you want to reply, but realise its too late.
This phrase can often follow:
*A stammering of non-linked words
*An "Oh no I mean"
*A deep breath
*It can also be said as the person is allready leaving/gone.
"Does my butt look big in this?"
"Your butt always looks big... oh no I mean, wait, shit."
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Mantra of the Attention Deficit Disordered. Literally: stop talking and start over. Needs a good full 1 second pause between words. "wait (one thousand one) what?" and it's vital that eye contact is not made.
" so were both going to have to go in both cars so we can leave one for Will at his work so he won't have to get a ride home."
... ... "wait...what?"
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A phrase used if you don't know what the heck someone is talking about.
1: So yeah I was watching a show on TV called the Biggest Loser and Jen was so cool but I didn't like Ben but Ken was pretty cool.
2: Wait wat?
1: I eat nails for breakfast
2: Really
1: Literally :)
2: Wait wat?
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The time one wastes waiting for an event to occur. Derived from the term dead weight and wait.
The three minute dead wait caused many down votes to the YouTube video.