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a big mammal that swims underwater
What's that big thing underwater?
It's a wales!
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Shit country that secretly wishes they were all English.
Forever stuck in the shadow of the great England because the country has never actually achieved anything and never likely will.
Backwards nation who is racist against anyone who isn't also a little inbred sheepshagger.
Fuck wales
John-You alright mate, are you going to wales this weekend?
Steve-Fuck off am i you spastic, its a shithole
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A very racist person from Pakistan, with poor motor skills. Mostly hates Indians and Jews. Tends to cover up his odors with spray can scents from his 7/11.
Indian: Hey Waleed
Waleed:Shut up, and stay away from Pakistan!
jew: Hey Waleed
Waleed: Shut up you jew and get out of Gaza!
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No, not a megaton weighing animal. A country west of England but part of the UK. Known for it's sheep, pollution, rubgy, musical talent and weird language.
Not to be confused with the American view of "Enggelaendd" or "Yurop" as they call it.
Example 1: Welsh person: Eye 'ate Inglaand eye do.
Example 2: Most Welsh people are English and speak it.
Example 3: Welsh people are not inbred. Rednecks and people from Luxembourg are.
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Someone who is a wale can only be described as a 'latent but raging homosexual'. They seem so obsessed with the ALLEGED (but non-existent) homosexuality of others that they must clearly be repressing strong homo-erotic feelings herself.
Discovered by the Germans in 1908 and literally meaning "a whale's vagina", the greatest irony surrounding the abuse dished out by a Wale is that their unfounded prejudicial feelings are directed towards a gentlemen who's name, by the definitions laid down by this site, means both...
"a conversational climax/a mind orgasm"
and...
"a man with a well endowed sexual organ"
... or in other words... AWESOME and therefore beyond reproach.
"Whoa, that Wale is such a massive mammal's minge - it's science"
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pronounced Wahl-ay,
--Wale has no set definition, because it can mean everything and anything. It is whatever you want it to be. It is often associated with African-Americans also. Spelling varies, some even like to include an accent on the e like such, walé.
Wale to that wale.
Wow your hair is wale today.
Look at those wales jump.
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A gay rapper who got a tattoo of his man-crush, Chris Cooley. The two were friends until Cooley saw Wale's tattoo, at which point there was sudden awkwardness.
50 Cent: "Fat Joe is a real Wale. Wale is a real Wale."
Jay-Z: "So they're both gay?"
50 Cent: "Yep, and so are you!"
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