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wank

To vigorously and repeatedly move the handle of a mechanical device.

As in this instruction to the crew of a small boat in trouble:

"Come on, wank that pump handle or this bloody cow will sink..."

by Coxswain January 10, 2006


Wank

to masterbate, to slap it, to jack it, to smack it, to fondle oneself.

Ali Ansari wanks off to Sly.

by yeee yo May 01, 2006


wank

1. abusive meaning for someone that masturbates
2. crude meaning for masturbation

abusive meanings
1. my boss is a fucking wanker
2. what a fucking cunt of a wank he was
3. go fuck yourself you fucking zygote wanker
4. wankers should be done for
5. get fucked you fucking wank

crude meanings
6. i had a wee wank this morning
7. i hate when skeet spurts out your dick after a wank
8. i don't like wanking
9. might as well have a wank a quickie of the wrist
10. i never wank off ever

by lucas bolton April 06, 2006


Wanking

The act or the art of jerking off but the word sounds cool so I can just say I'm wanking instead of saying I'm jerking off

Wanking
Hey Michael is wanking right now

by Ligmafatnuts October 06, 2020


Wank

a collective noun for hipsters.

A Wank of hipsters enter a used clothing store.

by ageing_for_c June 04, 2012


Wanking

self abuse with a copy of mayfair

i love it at night when i'm wanking

by tom millhouse March 03, 2004


wank

west bank of New Orleans, LA

My friend Mark lives on the Wank

by fitzdogg December 14, 2010