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wank

To vigorously and repeatedly move the handle of a mechanical device.

As in this instruction to the crew of a small boat in trouble:

"Come on, wank that pump handle or this bloody cow will sink..."

by Coxswain January 10, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wank

to masterbate, to slap it, to jack it, to smack it, to fondle oneself.

Ali Ansari wanks off to Sly.

by yeee yo May 1, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


wank

1. abusive meaning for someone that masturbates
2. crude meaning for masturbation

abusive meanings
1. my boss is a fucking wanker
2. what a fucking cunt of a wank he was
3. go fuck yourself you fucking zygote wanker
4. wankers should be done for
5. get fucked you fucking wank

crude meanings
6. i had a wee wank this morning
7. i hate when skeet spurts out your dick after a wank
8. i don't like wanking
9. might as well have a wank a quickie of the wrist
10. i never wank off ever

by lucas bolton April 6, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wanking

The act or the art of jerking off but the word sounds cool so I can just say I'm wanking instead of saying I'm jerking off

Wanking
Hey Michael is wanking right now

by Ligmafatnuts October 6, 2020

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Wank

a collective noun for hipsters.

A Wank of hipsters enter a used clothing store.

by ageing_for_c June 4, 2012

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wanking

self abuse with a copy of mayfair

i love it at night when i'm wanking

by tom millhouse March 3, 2004

27๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


wank

west bank of New Orleans, LA

My friend Mark lives on the Wank

by fitzdogg December 14, 2010

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