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John wasabi is a p***phile who goes (or used to) go live on tiktok. On instagram, a minor messaged him jokingly saying please give me a chance, (then she said) actually dont im a minor and youd get sent to jail) which he replied and they started texting back and forth. He found out theyre in the same state and 30 minutes away and he drove to her house, after trying to get her to sneak out and he had s** with her and c*me inside her. After a while of them talking the girl realized this is weird and dropped him yet he kept coming back after she got in a relationship with someone rightfully her age and he said he missed her, she denied his advances and he said "please dont ruin my life" so he was well aware of her age. John said a different girl lied about her age that he lived with for a year or so before her grandma came busting into her room to tell john she was not 18 and was actually younger. There is also proof of his DC charge. He makes numerous new tiktok accounts after deleting his main because of obvious reasons, one under the name of john.wasabi or other variations of it. He has threatened to K*** himself because of the spread of his pedophilic text messages. Lock him up!!! ^_^ sincerely -Angel
Hey look! Its John wasabi! I should probably hide my kids!
If it burns going in it will burn coming out.
Geees, that sushi was hot when I ate it and hot when it came out.
Bruh, that's wasabi's law.
a girl on twitter who’s name is a very well kept secret
“hey do you know wasabi bitch?”
“wait is that the same person as, gorgy, angie and swagmaster?”
the most potato directioner there is, secretly a ziam shipper and has 6000 secret names
“has anyone seen wasabi bitch?”
“oh you mean redacted?”
(Noun) When your spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend or tinder date asserts their dominance by performing a prostate digital examination with a finger lubricated not with standard lubricant but Wasabi paste. Often contextualised in an act of sexual dominance.
"Hey man how's things with that girl going?"
'Yeah look it's getting pretty serious'
"How so?"
'Last night I got a wasabi prostate exam'
"Woh."
when a guy consumes lots of tapatio or other type of hot sauce and finishes off on a girls lips.
Guy 1: Man I gave that one bitch some wasabi lipstick.
Guy 2: Yeah how she take it?
Guy 3: Nigguh that bitch couldn't even talk after having that shit all over her lips.