Referring to some one with a big mouth and anoyes you with it.
Theres armando flaping his ball washers again.
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someone who washes his mums tits
hey ya beast ur a diddy washer
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Someone who only washes their hands in the bathroom if there are others present in the bathroom to avoid being thought of as a non-washer.
- "That was a pretty quick run to the bathroom"
- "I didn't see the need to wash my hands, no one else was in there"
- "Does that make a difference?"
- "Of course I don't want anyone to think that I'm a non-washer"
- "So you're a peer washer, which makes you a sneaky nasty bastard, and keep your hands off of my Pez!!!"
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Someone who is not that great at there job, but gets to keep their emplyment by cleaning the wheels of their boss's truck
Fred: "Man Hayden does fuck all, how does he keep his job?"
Tony: "Coz the guys a fucking wheel washer"
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hey eddie? ever had your buggy washers clipped? what the fuck are buggy washers? god damn hemmorhoids!!
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When you have to go the bathroom so badly you pee a little into your clothing to relieve some of the pressure. If you're at this stage then odds are very high you're not gonna make it to the bathroom in time.
"Dude! Did you see the back of Kayla's skirt when she rushed out?"
"Hell yeah! She must have let loose a gully washer during class."
"And did you see her after she ran into the hall? She, like, just started pissing onto the floor and it was, like, wierd!"
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When you put your thumb over the end of a standard hose nozzle, thereby raising the psi to pressure wash something.
Damn dude, how am I gonna get all this Puerto Rican blood off my snakeskin cowboy boots with a regular hose? I guess I'll just Mexican Pressure Washer them off.
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