Favre Watch

The media-whoring ritual every summer in which sports journalists wait for Brett Favre to decide weather he is coming back the following season. Every shit taken, practice pass to high schoolers thrown and going into town for milk by Brett Favre will be analyzed in sickening detail.

Rich Eisen tried hard to hide his raging erection due to the beginning of Favre Watch.

Watching Netflix

A metaphor for having sex with your girlfriend.

Dave: "Are you and Sarah watching Netflix tonight?"
Joe: "Oh yeah, we will be watching Netflix all night."

watching Supernatural

1) To glorify in the awesomeness of two gorgeous men rid the world of evil
Or,
2) To drool over one Jared Padalecki or Jensen Ackles

Anne: "Whatcha doin?"
Diane: "Watching Supernatural."
Anne: "Oh... I'll go get the mop."

Watch iZombie

When someone asks you what you or another is doing and you answer with "I'm/he's/she's watching iZombie" meaning that person is watching Porn

I'm going to the restroom to watch iZombie.

Watch Out

The Ghetto Version of 'Excuse me'.
Used when someone is in your way but you don't want to sound like a jackass by saying "Excuse me" or "Pardon me".

Better than saying GTFOMW
(Get the f*** outta my way)

J >Standing in front of D's locker<
D : Watch Out, J.
J >Moves out of the way<
D >Retrieves item from locker<
J >Returns to spot in front of locker<

binge-watching

The process of watching Netflix for several hours straight without ever looking away.

Martha forgot to eat again because she was to busy binge-watching Netflix

Cock watching

The act of a male/female constantly being in your business (in secret). This could be because you got a new girlfriend or a new car etc.

Friend 1: “Yo, Hannah just came up too me asking if you’re with Gemma”
You: “She needs to move on, why’s she cock watching?”