watching the moose

I wasn't paying attention. (Used as a non-sensical answer to a sensible question.)

Q: What's the weather like?
A: Dunno, I was watching the moose...

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Watching Netflix

A metaphor for having sex with your girlfriend.

Dave: "Are you and Sarah watching Netflix tonight?"
Joe: "Oh yeah, we will be watching Netflix all night."

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watching Supernatural

1) To glorify in the awesomeness of two gorgeous men rid the world of evil
Or,
2) To drool over one Jared Padalecki or Jensen Ackles

Anne: "Whatcha doin?"
Diane: "Watching Supernatural."
Anne: "Oh... I'll go get the mop."

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Watch iZombie

When someone asks you what you or another is doing and you answer with "I'm/he's/she's watching iZombie" meaning that person is watching Porn

I'm going to the restroom to watch iZombie.

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Watch Out

The Ghetto Version of 'Excuse me'.
Used when someone is in your way but you don't want to sound like a jackass by saying "Excuse me" or "Pardon me".

Better than saying GTFOMW
(Get the f*** outta my way)

J >Standing in front of D's locker<
D : Watch Out, J.
J >Moves out of the way<
D >Retrieves item from locker<
J >Returns to spot in front of locker<

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binge-watching

The process of watching Netflix for several hours straight without ever looking away.

Martha forgot to eat again because she was to busy binge-watching Netflix

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Cock watching

The act of a male/female constantly being in your business (in secret). This could be because you got a new girlfriend or a new car etc.

Friend 1: “Yo, Hannah just came up too me asking if you’re with Gemma”
You: “She needs to move on, why’s she cock watching?”

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