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The bathroom attendant at a strip club who's real purpose is to make sure you don't spend too much "time" in the toilet, ie masturbating.
I was going to bust a nut in the bathroom of this strip club but they had a wank watcher in the toilet, how disappointing.
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when doing your chick blindfold her & then pull a switcharoo with your buddy hiding in the closet. Make sure she is facing the window & in the doggie style position. Then make your way outside to the other side of the window. When you buddy pulls off the blindfold, your waving back at her. It is much better when it's your buddies chick.
Hey man do you want to go pick up your girlfriend and do the window watcher?
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when you wake up after a long night of partying at the house off main street only to catch an eye of your friend trying to be discreet yet is panting and furiously whacking his wood.
Toby: dude youll never guess but i woke this morning and brian was slammin his pud and litteraly panting like snoopy
Jon: duuuuuuuude...the fucken night watcher
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the best dark souls 3 boss ever to exist. everybody agrees with this statement.
Johnny: hey dude i just beath the abyss watchers
dave: why thats the coolest and best boss in the game
A person who watches movies and shows, but is deeply immersed in them and feels heavy emotions to the characters struggles
He was sad for months when brooklyn nine nine ended, he's such a sweat watcher.
A male with a beta mentality who worries about the work of other men.
The man watcher is so upset about what your doing.
A person that lays around the house watching the mailbox for his government check.
Hes a mailbox watcher waiting for his welfare check.