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The media-whoring ritual every summer in which sports journalists wait for Brett Favre to decide weather he is coming back the following season. Every shit taken, practice pass to high schoolers thrown and going into town for milk by Brett Favre will be analyzed in sickening detail.
Rich Eisen tried hard to hide his raging erection due to the beginning of Favre Watch.
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A metaphor for having sex with your girlfriend.
Dave: "Are you and Sarah watching Netflix tonight?"
Joe: "Oh yeah, we will be watching Netflix all night."
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1) To glorify in the awesomeness of two gorgeous men rid the world of evil
Or,
2) To drool over one Jared Padalecki or Jensen Ackles
Anne: "Whatcha doin?"
Diane: "Watching Supernatural."
Anne: "Oh... I'll go get the mop."
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When someone asks you what you or another is doing and you answer with "I'm/he's/she's watching iZombie" meaning that person is watching Porn
I'm going to the restroom to watch iZombie.
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The Ghetto Version of 'Excuse me'.
Used when someone is in your way but you don't want to sound like a jackass by saying "Excuse me" or "Pardon me".
Better than saying GTFOMW
(Get the f*** outta my way)
J >Standing in front of D's locker<
D : Watch Out, J.
J >Moves out of the way<
D >Retrieves item from locker<
J >Returns to spot in front of locker<
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The process of watching Netflix for several hours straight without ever looking away.
Martha forgot to eat again because she was to busy binge-watching Netflix
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A teeny tiny console or series of consoles released by Nintendo between the beginning of the 80s and the start of the 90s. The little rectangle with a screen and some buttons was designed to be both a game and a watch, leading to the name. Most variations gave you the choice of playing one of two games, titled Game A and Game B. Various different Game & Watches were released, ranging from a game called 'Ball' where you simply juggle black balls to a game called 'Manhole' where you play as some sort of freaky unnatural sewer monster and you must save the wandering pedestrians from tumbling into the water with the platforms you so luckily have with you.
The Game & Watch was also the inspiration behind the two-dimensional organism Smash fighter Mr. Game & Watch, who was introduced in the debatably best debatably shit-stain game in the series, Super Smash Bros. Melee. His fighting moves represent all of the different Game & Watch games in a very fun and unique way.
As a Mr. Game & Watch main myself, I know he's pretty fuckin' cool.
My favourite Game & Watch title is Mario's Cement Factory, the one where Mario owns a cement factory for some reason.
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