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A weather woody is the state of excitement or arousal that TV weather men work themselves into when there is the possibility of a "snow event" or similar weather condition.
When the first "snow event" occurs, the local weather man seeks refuge behind the official News Center Weather Desk in an attempt to conceal his weather woody.
boner woody schwing Al Roker The Weather Channel
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Some people have the fetish to get sexually excited by the weather.
> Wow man you see that cloud over there, damn I would like to mastrubate on that!
< What the F*ck dude, have you got a Weather Fetish?
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"Inclement weather" means unpleasant weather, which is stormy, rainy, or snowy weather. However, the phrase inclimate weather often is mistakenly used when the speaker really means "inclement" weather.
Amos: This is the coldest summer we have had on record. We need to do something about anthropogenic climate change.
Ignore Amos: Dude, there ain't no global warming! It's colder than usual this week, and don't you remember that inclimate weather we had this winter? That was cold, too!
Amos: Anthropogenic climate change does not mean just global warming. It also includes unseasonably cooler weather due to the melting of the polar ice caps. Furthermore, cold weather in the winter is not inclimate weather. I think "inclement weather" is what you meant to say.
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A period of unease preceeding a large earthquake. This is not a scientific term, although heat and humidity have been said to preceed major earthquakes.
The term can also be applied to tension between friends, possibly preceeding a fight.
"What's with this heat, man?"
"Earthquake weather."
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Often mistakenly used when the phrase "inclement weather" should be used, the phrase "inclimate weather" actually means "unseasonable weather" due to climate change.
"Inclement weather" means "unpleasant weather which is stormy, rainy, or snowy," and that can also be the meaning of "inclimate weather" when the weather is supposed to be pleasant. However, when the climate and the time of year normally would bring stormy, rainy, or snowy weather, "inclimate weather" is sunny or pleasant weather.
Amos: This is the coldest summer we have had on record. We need to do something about anthropogenic climate change.
Ignore Amos: Dude, there ain't no global warming! It's colder than usual this week, and don't you remember that inclimate weather we had this winter? That was cold, too!
Amos: Anthropogenic climate change does not mean just global warming. It also includes unseasonably cooler weather due to the melting of the polar ice caps. Furthermore, cold weather in the winter is not inclimate weather. I think "inclement weather" is what you meant to say.
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Extremely unpredictable weather patterns here in Michigan. One day, it could be sunny and 90 degrees Fahrenheit, while the next day, 40 degrees Fahrenheit and thunderstorms.
This past Summer (July 2013 specifically), we had one week, Friday to Friday, where the lowest temp was 93 degrees F, very sunny and humid. The following week, the temps had cooled down to around 50-60 degrees F and cloudy. That's just one example of Michigan Weather.
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Anytime the weather is warm enough for a female to dress like a complete slut. Wearing things such as tanktops, bikini tops, booty shorts, cut- off jean shorts, mini skirts, and flip flops.... Just about anything that shows a good portion of legs, asscheeks, and cleavage. Summer time is also commonly known as " Slut Season " ( see Slut Season.)
" Well, it's 87 degrees outside today... Perfect SLUT WEATHER for the ladies. " " I truly hope to see some really nice asses at the park today... It's 90 degrees, and the SLUT WEATHER is impeccable. "
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